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Tanel
29.01.06, 21:55
Paluks, siis siia panna igasuguseid tsitaate, mida olete kuskilt kõrva taha pannud või kasvõi kuskile salvestanud. Itaallased on ütlustelt väga targad, teeb huvitava lugemise. Eesti-keelne versioon peaks olema. Alustan kohe. Mõnedele tsitaatidele ka selgitused juurde, kui need keeruliseks osutavad mõnele. ;)

Kasutada mängijate, presidentide, fännide loosungeid.

Alustuseks, Roberto Baggio (minu signatuur):

\"Penalteid löövad mööda vaid need inimesed, kel on julgust neid võta.\"

17
29.01.06, 22:10
Algselt postitas Tanel
Alustuseks, Roberto Baggio (minu signatuur):

\"Penalteid löövad mööda vaid need inimesed, kel on julgust neid võta.\"

Võita vist ikka?

EgoTrip
29.01.06, 22:12
\"võta\" ikka vast
nagu, et siis julgust lüüa

Tanel
29.01.06, 22:23
\"Kui ma surun kätt milanistaga, ma pesen. Kui ma surun kätt juventinoga, ma loen oma sõrmed üle.\" - Peppino Prisco ;)

\"Minu jaoks on jalgpall lõbus, kui mäng toimub 11 mehega 11 vastu, aga kui see toimub 11 mehega 12\'e vastu, siis on see kurb.\" - Ronaldo, Interi ründaja, 26. aprillil 1998 pärast kaotust Juventusele.

\"Tegu ei olnud penaltiga, kuid ma ei jõudnud seda kohtunikule õigel ajal öelda.\" - Alessandro Del Piero seisul 0:0 27. jaanuaril aastal 2002 Chievo Verona vastu.


\"Penalti? Mis penalti? Kas keegi nägi penaltit?\" - Luciano Spalletti, Udinese peatreener, Juventuse vastu 2003/2004 hooajal, kui Juventus sai seisul 0:0 54. minutil penalti.


\"Jalgpall on tarkade meeste sport,\" Fabio Pecchia. Gianluca Zambrotta vastus sellele: \"Täpselt! Ma näitlesin kukkumist!\" - 2003/2004 hooaeg mängus Juventus - Bologna, 80. minutil, kui seis oli 1:1.

\"Kohtunik oli parim mängija väljakul!\" - Luca Campedelli, Chievo president, mängus Juventuse vastu (sama mis varemmainitud) 2002. aastal.

\"Penalti? Ma kukkusin ilma abita!\" - Attilio Lombardo, Juventuse poolkaitsja.

\"Ma usun, et nii head mängijad ei suuda ennast kaitsesse jäta ning kontra-rünnakute peale loota. Selline oli Itaalia jalgpall 20 aastat tagasi. Me peame edasi minema ning võitma keda iganes. Kui me ei võida, on see tähtis, igaljuhul, sellel koosseisul on oma identiteet. Koos sellega, see koosseis on koostatud ilusaks jalgpalliks, edu tuleb kindlasti.\" Roberto Mancini Interi koosseisu kohta.

Ei saas eda tõlkida hästi, kaob mõtte ära:

The Sky commentators after the wonderful back-heel pass from Recoba to Cruz against Anderlecht: \"This goal has Mancini written all over it\" - Igatahes eelmisest aastast, kui Recoba oli koosseisust välja langenud.

\"Kellel on vaja noortesüsteemi? Meil on Real Madrid!\" - korealane Disco ZZang Forza Inter foorumis.

\"Meie peamine eesmärk on Coppa Italia.\" - Roberto Mancini loob mind-game\'idele uue taseme.

\"Interi võitmine derby\'s ilma Peppino Prisco\'ta pole lihtsalt sama.\" - Paolo Maldini pärast Peppino Prisco surma. http://www.javierzanetti.net/forums/images/smilies/proud.gif

\"Chi non salta e\' rossonero e\' e\'!\" (\"Kes ei hüpa on Rossonero\") - Peppino Prisco kutsub pärast 3:0 võidumängu inimesed kokku. Kõige legendaarsem tsitaat peppinot, mida kasutatakse siiani regulaarselt.

Hoian veel mõned pirnid pärastseks.

eika
29.01.06, 23:08
Algselt postitas Tanel


\"Kui ma surun kätt milanistaga, ma pesen. Kui ma surun kätt juventinoga, ma loen oma sõrmed üle.\" - Peppino Prisco ;)

\"Minu jaoks on jalgpall lõbus, kui mäng toimub 11 mehega 11 vastu, aga kui see toimub 11 mehega 12\'e vastu, siis on see kurb.\" - Ronaldo, Interi ründaja, 26. aprillil 1998 pärast kaotust Juventusele.

\"Tegu ei olnud penaltiga, kuid ma ei jõudnud seda kohtunikule õigel ajal öelda.\" - Alessandro Del Piero seisul 0:0 27. jaanuaril aastal 2002 Chievo Verona vastu.


\"Penalti? Mis penalti? Kas keegi nägi penaltit?\" - Luciano Spalletti, Udinese peatreener, Juventuse vastu 2003/2004 hooajal, kui Juventus sai seisul 0:0 54. minutil penalti.


\"Jalgpall on tarkade meeste sport,\" Fabio Pecchia. Gianluca Zambrotta vastus sellele: \"Täpselt! Ma näitlesin kukkumist!\" - 2003/2004 hooaeg mängus Juventus - Bologna, 80. minutil, kui seis oli 1:1.

\"Kohtunik oli parim mängija väljakul!\" - Luca Campedelli, Chievo president, mängus Juventuse vastu (sama mis varemmainitud) 2002. aastal.

\"Penalti? Ma kukkusin ilma abita!\" - Attilio Lombardo, Juventuse poolkaitsja.
Noormees, tehke ometi Anti-Juventuse teema. Saate oma energia ilusti ühte kohta koondada ;)

17
29.01.06, 23:46
Algselt postitas EgoTrip


\"võta\" ikka vast
nagu, et siis julgust lüüa
Siis peab kaks \"t\"d olema ju:doh:

Jasper
29.01.06, 23:55
Algselt postitas Tanel



\"Penalteid löövad mööda vaid need inimesed, kel on julgust neid võtta.\"

Milani fännidelt Interi fännidele

\"Finaalis saavad kaotada ainult need, kes seal ka mängivad. Teil seda probleemi ei ole!\"

Ega rohkem laksust pähe ei tule aga eks kunagi postitan siia veel.

Juveman
30.01.06, 00:20
Järjekordne vahva teema tehtud. nii tore. seven thumbs up või kuidas silver ütlebki. igatahes, teemasse kah. kindlasti ei pane ma siia eestikeelset varianti, asja ilu kaob ära. kes inglise keelt ei oska, kasutagu sõnaraamatu abi.

\"If you want to score a goal, you have to hit the target.\" Fabio Capello


\"Luckily I lived near the stadium, and I managed to get there in a rush. My teammates and the coach looked at me disapprovingly. It was only five minutes before the kick-off, so I quickly changed and joined the team on the pitch. I could hear the Inter directors saying: \'We\'ll deal with him after the match. We\'ll find out what he\'s been up to.\' Luckily I scored a hat-trick so afterwards no one said a word!\" Giuseppe Meazza

\"I thought he is made of flesh and bone, like me. I was wrong.\" Tarcisio Burgnich, on marking Pele at the 1970 World Cup

Tanel
30.01.06, 00:37
No põhimõtteliselt kaob ka osa ilust ingliskeelses ära. ;) Kõige parem oleks siis, kui Itaalia keelt oskaks. ;)

Valencia 1:5 Inter

Claudio Ranieri - \"Ainuke võimalus Adriano\'t takistada on staadionituled välja lülitada.\"
Adriano vastus - \"Ma näen pimedas ka!\"

Tanel
30.01.06, 00:58
Veel Peppino\'t. Okei, las olla ingliskeeles siis. Ei viitsigi tõlkida.

\"The Inter player I liked the most? Giacinto Facchetti. He scored a goal against Napoli one foggy night, and he came to the sideline to look for me and hug me. It took him 3 minutes to find me.\"

\"To watch Milan v Cavese 1-2 in 1983 on TV, with our cousins in Serie B, is a great way to get better when you get sick.\"

\"After Di Biagio\'s words against refs: I always agree with him when he plays, but not about this. I better be diplomatic. You know, I\'m almost 80 years old, you never know, God might be bianconero...\"

Tanel
30.01.06, 18:02
Veel. Interiga. Pärast ka Interiga mitte-seonduvaid quote tulemas.

\"One of the reasons why Inter haven\'t won a Scudetto for many years is that they never got involved in power play\" - Interi teine suuromanik, eluaegne fänn, Pirelli ja Telecomi omanik, Tronchetti Provera vastab Juventuse tillile Giraudole. Täpsemalt öeldes Telecomi kohapealt siis Telecom Italia (aka TIM, mida näeme mängust mängu ilutsemas igal pool ;)).

\"I have some advice for him - to raise himself to the civil behaviour and manners of the city and the people he represents. Unfortunately for him these are goods that you can\'t find on the shelves in a supermarket.\" - Giacinto Facchetti vastab suure supermarketite keti omanikule ja Palermo presidendile, Maurizio Zamparini, vingumisele. Tõeline klassika minu jaoks. :)

Jasper
31.01.06, 23:37
\"You can never be a truly great player until you have played for AC Milan\" - Marco Simone

Tanel
02.02.06, 14:39
Dino Zoff\'i

“If I weren’t a goalkeeper I couldn’t be anything else but a farmer with the hands that I’ve got”.

“I’m not a cold, calculating person. I’m not a computer. I always put my heart before anything else”.

“I played until the age of 41 just because I believe that it’s always possible to make improvements”.

“I played against Charles and it sounds like prehistory. Then I played against Sivori and Grillo, Pele’ and Maradona. However the 2 forwards that I have been mostly afraid of were: Muller and Cruijff.

“I have never felt too confident and secure as a player, and now, when I look back at myself again I understand that I was right. I’m still not completely satisfied with what I have been able to do”.

“In my private life I’m not as bear as many think. My family and friends know that. However I can’t smile while I’m working. Work is a too serious thing to me”.

“My father was a farmer and he used to toil in order to feed us. That’s why work is a sort of religion for me”.

“Napoli and myself were the extremes that meet. We immediately loved each other”.

“My first Juventus was built in the name of Trapattoni. He was the right coach to cement our group”.

“The national team means just Enzo Bearzot to me. It does my heart good to talk about him. He is a man of high moral stature, the best one that I have ever met in football”.

“I really miss a friend like Scirea today. I feel poorer and it makes me angry to see that he received so many honours only after dying. Unfortunately in this world if you are a good, straightforward man you are just going to be considered banal”.

“As a coach I’ll try to teach more by setting good exemples than by talking. It’s going to be like when I was a goalkeeper, I’ll have to take my decisions by myself”.

“I was sent away as a Juventus’ coach because of a total change in their management.
It was not a sudden decision, everybody knew the strategies of that new management.
I have never felt a victim”.

“I have always tried to live my life day by day and Juventus has been a great, but now closed, chapter of my life.\"

Since I started working for Lazio I immediately became only a Lazio’s fan”.

“I feel offended when somebody says that I have a defensive mentality. I just want to win, forever”.

“Do you think that coaching the national team was my dream? Actually there are still some goals to achieve: the World Cup and the European championship. There is still some Cup to raise”.

“A coach is not a manipulator of numbers and strategies. A coach is a leader. I start from the man. I believe in the man”.

Jasper
06.02.06, 17:38
“Now I will launch a challenge, since there’s someone who talks a lot despite the things which happen to him: I challenge anyone to find a match in which we won for favourable referee episodes from the start to the season up till today. We did not have any favour, others instead had four, five or even six.”
Moggi

Totti did not miss the chance for a pot-shot at his former friend Antonio Cassano, who replied sarcastically when asked whether he follows his former team mate at Real Madrid.

“I only follow Barcelona,” replied the Roma number 10.

Jasper
06.02.06, 17:46
The commentator said: \"They (the Juve players) must kill, they must run trough the opposition to recieve a yellow card. Red is almost impossible.\"

Jasper
12.02.06, 17:47
eurosport.com paneb Costacurta vanuse paika kuuendal minutil:
Reggina-Milan 6\' Costacurta on the pitch for Milan...he\'ll be turning 40 pretty soon.\'
´
Minu jaoks oli naljakas seda lugeda live matchi kommentaarina.

Jasper
10.03.06, 00:20
Kommentaator peale Sheva kolli:\"Don\'t mess with the legends, Kahn\"

mazz
03.04.06, 03:18
Koomik Giraudo:

\"In London we laid down the foundations for a great achievement in Turin\"

\"A Londra abbiamo creato i presupposti per una grande impresa a Torino.\"


Kolmapäev ei ole muidugi nalja-asi.

Jasper
23.06.06, 12:42
“I am a big fan of Sampdoria and in the last few days I’ve frequently read newspaper reports that Christian Vieri will join our club. I hope you will be able to complete the transfer. Yours affectionately, Christian Vieri.”
Realising he’s been dumped by three clubs in less than a year, Vieri begins sending in bogus fan e-mails. Unfortunately, he forgot to use an alias…

Jasper
05.07.06, 14:47
Lazio’s lawyer hit out at the massive penalties requested. “It’s lucky the death penalty doesn’t apply,” joked Gian Michele Gentile.

Artur
07.07.06, 09:06
pole küll itaallane, aga..

Diego Maradona: \"Kui ma peaksin valima Zidane\'i ja Del Piero vahel, valiksin ma Del Piero\"

J.R.I.M
10.07.06, 01:43
Siia tahaks väga need Materazzi ja Zidane kuldsed sõnad kirjutada, kus siis nõrgem pool peaga hüppama hakkas, nagu Kukkedel kombeks :D

laurenzo
10.07.06, 11:29
Üks suvaline itaalia jorss: \'\'Ma tahan sind igavesti teenida. Sinu ori\'\'. Täpsustuseks nii palju, et need sõnad ei ole mulle öeldud.

viki77
10.07.06, 13:37
Kallid ITALIA, fännid!!! See mis eile toimus oli lihtsalt fantastiline!!!:õnnelik:

eika
17.12.08, 12:46
Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis, having grown frustrated by the constant transfer speculation, has now issued a sensational declaration as to why the four youngsters should reject moves to England.

"We made these players — two years ago nobody knew who they were, if they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

Jasper
18.09.12, 20:16
http://i.imgur.com/nYho6.jpg

atleticomadrid
22.01.13, 14:53
"Flamini is the greatest midfielder in Europe. As for Ronaldinho, well, to be honest I am no longer interested in him." - Silvio Berlusconi.

Holy shit Berlu

Milanista
22.01.13, 15:08
Holy shit tõesti.
Kiire guugeldamine ütles, et käisid oma lemmiksaidil.

atleticomadrid
22.01.13, 15:14
Holy shit tõesti.
Kiire guugeldamine ütles, et käisid oma lemmiksaidil.
Jumal tänatud Guugli eest.

Jasper
22.01.13, 15:18
woohoo. soovime õnne atleticomadridile way-back-machine leidmise puhul. nüüd saab ka tema kuuluda eksklusiivsesse Way-Back-Club'sse koos Iceman, eika ja Taneliga. nagu kombeks leidis ta veel vanema džõuki üles. :silm4:

tulevastele kandidaatidele - http://archive.org/web/web.php - go nuts

PS! kus on see teema, kus fitti soovis cännerile õnne smileyde kasutamise puhul. (ma mäletasin, et see oli fitti tehtud teema sünnipäev vms, aga tema profiilil selle sarnast teemat ei olnud)

atleticomadrid
22.01.13, 15:30
Kuna siin teemas seda geniaalsust veel eksponeeritud ei olnud siis minu võit.
Milani fänn pole kerge olla, kui kogu pidu juhib vaimuhaige nümfomaan, kuid siiski ei ärata te minus kaastunnet.

orbitaaljaam
22.01.13, 15:35
Kuna siin teemas seda geniaalsust veel eksponeeritud ei olnud siis minu võit.
Milani fänn pole kerge olla, kui kogu pidu juhib vaimuhaige nümfomaan, kuid siiski ei ärata te minus kaastunnet.

Nymphomania- Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female. Et tu Barbara:confused:

atleticomadrid
22.01.13, 15:41
Nymphomania- Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female. Et tu Barbara:confused:

Vot nüüd sa ei tea.... :lahe:

fitti
22.01.13, 15:55
PS! kus on see teema, kus fitti soovis cännerile õnne smileyde kasutamise puhul. (ma mäletasin, et see oli fitti tehtud teema sünnipäev vms, aga tema profiilil selle sarnast teemat ei olnud)

Jah, ma ise enam seda ei mäletanudki. Aga pidu oli! (http://foorum.soccernet.ee/showthread.php?6464-Pidu)

Võime atleticomadridile ka peo korraldada, kui ta selle oksjoni (https://www.osta.ee/en/voorsonade-leksikon-r-kleis-j-silvet-e-vaari-2006a-32876693.html) võidab näiteks.

orbitaaljaam
04.03.13, 14:30
Galliani: "If Cristante is the new Pirlo? Calm down. Let's not do like the Brazilians who value their players at €20m after just 2 goals."

Juventino27
09.03.13, 01:02
Amauri pühapäevase Parma-Toro mängu eel: ''Ogbonna, ti batto e poi insieme in azzurro nei mondiali''
http://www.calciomercato.com/rassegna-stampa/amauri-ogbonna-ora-ti-batto-poi-insieme-in-azzurro-195174

atleticomadrid
28.07.13, 15:14
Carlo Ancelotti :
Pippo has always been something of an animal. If I think of the perfect striker, he’s certainly not the
first one to come to mind. He’s an incomplete player. Still, inside the penalty area, no player on earth
can compete with him. He woos and seduces the soccer ball. Inside that limited area, he scores in
every way imaginable: striking with his right foot, his left foot, with cannon shots, ricochets, shots off
the thigh, the shin, back heels, with eyes shut tight, shots off his ass (often off his ass), with his
fingertip, goals off of penalty kicks gone astray, off his ear, his big toe, through mind control, and
even with his shoelace. There are times when another player scores and he celebrates anyway. My
favorite description of Inzaghi is by Emiliano Mondonico: “Is Pippo in love with goals? No, goals
are in love with him.” And it’s a red-hot passion.





http://kubadda.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Filippo-Inzaghi-Hairstyles.jpg

Francesco
10.08.13, 13:18
Mr. Marcello Lippi :

“It’s clear that Totti is one of the few players who doesn’t have a substitute because there is nobody around who plays like him. There are no alternatives for Totti. No one else can play Totti’s position.”

atleticomadrid
10.08.13, 13:34
Mr. Marcello Lippi :

“It’s clear that Totti is one of the few players who doesn’t have a substitute because there is nobody around who plays like him. There are no alternatives for Totti. No one else can play Totti’s position.”


Dinosaurus ehk kas tõesti viimane mängiv Itaalia nr 10(trequartista) ?

Milanista
10.08.13, 13:42
Giovinco on ka ju

F.Totti
10.08.13, 13:46
Dinosaurus ehk kas tõesti viimane mängiv Itaalia nr 10(trequartista) ?

Tõesti ega kui aus olla, siis sellise ründaja(väravamasina)-mänguehitaja kombot on üsna raske noorte seast hetkel leida.Rääkigu mida teised tahavad, aga ma pakun, et temast andekamat jalgpallurit pole itaalias tänaseni sündinud ega sündinud ka ennem teda.

Sellist vormi ja kasulikkust platsil suudavad sellises vanuses näidata vaid väga vähesed, et nii vanalt platsil tegusid teha ja olla meeskonna liider, peab olema hirmkõva klassiga mees, et kompenseerida kiirust ja muid faktoreid, mis vanusega kaasnevad(reaktsiooni kiirus, vigastused jm).

Del Piero,Baggio,Totti,Pirlo, De Rossi on mehed, keda saab olema väga raske asendada.

Verratti on noor ja andekas, tundub, et temale on antud vanakooli skille.

Huviga oootan, mida see uus ac milani talent tegema hakkab meeste seas,noorte seas teeb kohati väga häid lükkeid ja ulmelisi asju:

Hachim Mastour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyL5WS6Mgu4

Itaalias on ta sündinud vähemalt.

Milanista
10.08.13, 14:15
Hachim Mastour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyL5WS6Mgu4

Itaalias on ta sündinud vähemalt.

Mingi hea nali või? Ma näen ainult palja torsoga venda.

F.Totti
17.01.14, 21:19
Pole küll itaallane, aga mängib siiski itaalias:


“The Serie A is the toughest league in the world, if you score here you can score everywhere. - Carlos Tevez.

http://www.orgullobianconero.vavel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Carlo.jpg

Rumori di Spogliatoio
17.01.14, 21:32
Guys, if you love quotes from Italian football world, then you should not miss this e-book: http://www.ibs.it/ebook/ser/serpge.asp?aut=0&txt=Palmeri+Tancredi&ep=
Also funny quotes from other sport protagonists but most Serie A players, presidents and protagonists.

Only 1,99€ and I have contributed to the English translation and adaptation (the original version is in italian: http://www.ultimabooks.it/tutto-il-calcio-blob-per-blob )

It collects the best quotes from 'Il Blob della Settimana', weekly quotes collection on Gazzetta.it by Tancredi Palmeri, this is the last chapter: http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/15-01-2014/da-cassano-sora-camilla-cappuccino-allegri-blob-settimana-202076558695.shtml

Even Tarmo Rüütli made it to the column once :D

http://www.gazzetta.it/gallery/Calcio/10-2012/blob/variabili-912917908342.shtml#10

cannuman
17.01.14, 21:34
Kui juba, siis...

Carlitos kommentaaris kunagi Terry ja Bridge'i naise seiklusi.


If you acted like this in Argentina you'd be dead.

'It's wrong. In my opinion, Terry has no moral code for what he did to Bridge. In my neighbourhood if you do that, you lose your legs, or more - you don't survive.'

Jasper
19.01.14, 19:49
Pole küll itaallane, aga mängib siiski itaalias:

circlejerk.

Kui juba, siis...

Carlitos kommentaaris kunagi Terry ja Bridge'i naise seiklusi.
Icardi - Maxi Lopez ...