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Kaunis päikseline veebruaripäev, mõõdukate külmakraadidega, tõi suure hulga rahvast 23. veebruaril Eesti Vabariigi üritustele riigi sünnilinnas Pärnus. Kell 13 algasid tasuta kontserdid linnaosade keskustes. Näiteks Nooruse majas Räämal esinesid täissaalile puhkpilliorkester Saxon ja laulev näitleja või näitlev laulja Peeter Kaljumäe. Ajaloolise noorte seltsimaja suur saal oli peaaegu täidetud, vabu istekohti oli napilt. Paraku oli kuulajaskond vanemapoolne. Mõnevõrra oli pilt teistsugune mujal linnaosades."I like an aggressive team, I want to see a team that is strong, committed and quick on the break.
These are things which Atletico fans have always liked, it helps them identify with and love this shirt."
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Algselt postitas Even Vaata postitustoscarite jagamise uudis oli delfis. keegi kommenteeris: "võidab oscar pistorius".
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
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Huvitav, et keegi polegi veel seda vapustavat avaldust meie armastatud olümpiavõitja poolt siia postitanud.
Nagu üks sõber ütles, siis võiksid poliitikud sellel teemal rohkem sõna võtta, saaks terad sõkaldest eristada.Newton Heath 1878
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