ufoporno - original Harlem Shake
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A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Englishman, for letting me come into this country,
giving me housing, Income Support, free medical care, and a free
education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in England."
The person says, "I not English, I am a Pakistani."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful country England!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Afghanistan. I am
not British."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Englishwoman?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."!!!The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
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PS! Harlem Shake ei ole mitte kuidagi naljakas. Lõpetage ära. Ausalt.The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
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Algselt postitas Tofoa Vaata postitustPS! Harlem Shake ei ole mitte kuidagi naljakas. Lõpetage ära. Ausalt.So self aware so full of shit
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