Replying to Topic \'Premiership 2002/2003 - kes särab?\'
Lisaks siia siis hoopis Football365\'e Andy Taylor\'i 11 selle hooaja kõige viletsamat mängijat - vastavalt positsioonidele
Here\'s a possible worst XI for this season. If only they\'d have been able to combine their efforts, then surely they\'d have been able to beat Sunderland\'s spectacularly unimpressive total of 19 points in the league (so far.)
Goalkeeper: Peter Enckelman
The toast of Birmingham fans everywhere. I\'m sure I once heard someone say that he was the next Peter Schmeichel. I don\'t quite see it somehow. A season to forget for the big man…
Defender: Michael Gray
Didn\'t this guy once play for England? (Mind you, what English left back hasn\'t?) Clearly the \'expert\' coaching offered by a certain Mr Wilkinson has had a profound effect on Michael. Still, he can rest assured that despite being in the First Division next season, seeing as he\'s one of the only English players who can kick a ball with his left foot, Sven will be on the blower before too long...
Defender: Pascal Cygan
Bought by Arsene Wenger as \'the next Tony Adams\'. Oh dear. He plays, the Gooners lose. Pretty simple, really...
Defender: Titus Bramble
Does this one really need an explanation? Consistently crap at the back for the barcodes. Anyone who saw his attempt at marking Ruud Van Horseface on Saturday ( to pick just one!) will understand this one. I can only think that Sir Bobby had one of his classic moments when discussing which centre back to buy last summer with his staff. \"Let\'s go for the big lad who plays at the back, Campbell, Bramble, whatever…\"
Defender: Thomas Repka
To be fair I could have picked the entire Hammers back four, but that would have just been too obvious, so I\'ll just go for this fella. Did he really play in Serie A? How? His efforts on match day have been hilarious to all but the most ardent Hammers fan.
Midfield: El-Hadji Diouf
Signed after winning the African Player of the Year award. What at? Tiddlywinks? Spitting? Another victim of the modern day management theory of playing your centre forward on the right wing, left wing, actually pretty much anyway apart from his real position. Not the only red who\'s end of season report will read \"Must do better. Or leave.\"
Midfield: Robbie Savage
Ok, so he\'s not had a bad season, but nobody likes him, so he makes the team!
Midfield: Paul Okon
Another one of \'El Tel\'s\' masterstrokes. David Batty must be scratching his head as to why this guy keeps him out of the team. Instrumental in Leeds\' performance on the pitch this season, which is pretty close to unforgivable. Who needs Vieira when you\'ve got this guy \"protecting\" the back four.
Forward: Emile Heskey
Poor old Emily. He gets plenty of stick, but I\'m going to give him some more anyway. For a guy who spends more time sat on his arse than Stephen Hawking, this guy has actually won more trophies than Alan Shearer. Surely his time on the England scene is well and truly up now thanks to the emergence of Roonaldo.
Forward: Peter Crouch
What\'s this? A great big centre forward signed for an over-inflated fee, who couldn\'t hit a cows arse with a banjo? Don\'t worry Peter, you\'ll be another one who can expect a call from Sven any time! Just when Villa fans thought they could forget about Ian Ormondroyd.....
Forward: Diego Forlan
If Fergie was going to persuade one of the Sex and the City birds to nip over for a game of footy, he could have at least brought one of the fit ones. Following in the famous footsteps of the likes of Brazil. Alan, that is, not the current World Champions.
Manager: Howard Wilkinson
How scary is it that for several years, this man has been responsible for the development of England\'s finest young footballers. No, seriously, he has! Managed to take Sunderland from being a pretty average team with one or two good players to the worst team in the history of the Premiership. Pretty impressive I\'m sure you\'ll agree.
Chairman: Peter Ridsdale
Come on, nobody else was even in the running, were they?
Lisaks siia siis hoopis Football365\'e Andy Taylor\'i 11 selle hooaja kõige viletsamat mängijat - vastavalt positsioonidele
Here\'s a possible worst XI for this season. If only they\'d have been able to combine their efforts, then surely they\'d have been able to beat Sunderland\'s spectacularly unimpressive total of 19 points in the league (so far.)
Goalkeeper: Peter Enckelman
The toast of Birmingham fans everywhere. I\'m sure I once heard someone say that he was the next Peter Schmeichel. I don\'t quite see it somehow. A season to forget for the big man…
Defender: Michael Gray
Didn\'t this guy once play for England? (Mind you, what English left back hasn\'t?) Clearly the \'expert\' coaching offered by a certain Mr Wilkinson has had a profound effect on Michael. Still, he can rest assured that despite being in the First Division next season, seeing as he\'s one of the only English players who can kick a ball with his left foot, Sven will be on the blower before too long...
Defender: Pascal Cygan
Bought by Arsene Wenger as \'the next Tony Adams\'. Oh dear. He plays, the Gooners lose. Pretty simple, really...
Defender: Titus Bramble
Does this one really need an explanation? Consistently crap at the back for the barcodes. Anyone who saw his attempt at marking Ruud Van Horseface on Saturday ( to pick just one!) will understand this one. I can only think that Sir Bobby had one of his classic moments when discussing which centre back to buy last summer with his staff. \"Let\'s go for the big lad who plays at the back, Campbell, Bramble, whatever…\"
Defender: Thomas Repka
To be fair I could have picked the entire Hammers back four, but that would have just been too obvious, so I\'ll just go for this fella. Did he really play in Serie A? How? His efforts on match day have been hilarious to all but the most ardent Hammers fan.
Midfield: El-Hadji Diouf
Signed after winning the African Player of the Year award. What at? Tiddlywinks? Spitting? Another victim of the modern day management theory of playing your centre forward on the right wing, left wing, actually pretty much anyway apart from his real position. Not the only red who\'s end of season report will read \"Must do better. Or leave.\"
Midfield: Robbie Savage
Ok, so he\'s not had a bad season, but nobody likes him, so he makes the team!
Midfield: Paul Okon
Another one of \'El Tel\'s\' masterstrokes. David Batty must be scratching his head as to why this guy keeps him out of the team. Instrumental in Leeds\' performance on the pitch this season, which is pretty close to unforgivable. Who needs Vieira when you\'ve got this guy \"protecting\" the back four.
Forward: Emile Heskey
Poor old Emily. He gets plenty of stick, but I\'m going to give him some more anyway. For a guy who spends more time sat on his arse than Stephen Hawking, this guy has actually won more trophies than Alan Shearer. Surely his time on the England scene is well and truly up now thanks to the emergence of Roonaldo.
Forward: Peter Crouch
What\'s this? A great big centre forward signed for an over-inflated fee, who couldn\'t hit a cows arse with a banjo? Don\'t worry Peter, you\'ll be another one who can expect a call from Sven any time! Just when Villa fans thought they could forget about Ian Ormondroyd.....
Forward: Diego Forlan
If Fergie was going to persuade one of the Sex and the City birds to nip over for a game of footy, he could have at least brought one of the fit ones. Following in the famous footsteps of the likes of Brazil. Alan, that is, not the current World Champions.
Manager: Howard Wilkinson
How scary is it that for several years, this man has been responsible for the development of England\'s finest young footballers. No, seriously, he has! Managed to take Sunderland from being a pretty average team with one or two good players to the worst team in the history of the Premiership. Pretty impressive I\'m sure you\'ll agree.
Chairman: Peter Ridsdale
Come on, nobody else was even in the running, were they?
Siit võiks välja lugeda ka järgmist - nendele meestele on asendajat vaja...keda? Kui Sunderlandil juba kolmas treener hooajal, Leedsil chairman läinud, siis järgmised minejad on Heskey, Enckelman....ja inglise koondislane ning mackemite au ja uhkus GRAY? 
Kokku saaks miski £100000 äkki (ei võta tõsiselt keegi, eks?), või ostaks selle raha eest Bowyeri...:P
See on juba liig minu kurnatud organismile. See lööb üle kõik \"minu õe koera isapoolne kauge sugulane tegi\" jutud...Pealegi, alkoholi ja muude meelemürkide kuritarvitamine on vägagi taunitav nähtus, seda eriti veel sinu õrnas eas...
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