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    Hughton -> Pardew oleks ikka viimase dekaadi jalgpalli ajaloo top-10 wtf is this shit- momente... Edu...

    "The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It’s nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It’s about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom". - Danny Blanchflower, legend

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    su ema uus mees Kasutaja H.M Murdock avatar
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    teadupärast on fännid just need, kes mike'i kõige rohkem kotivad.
    ma ei saa aru, mis kuradi kohaga see tont mõtleb - annab töökoha enda hasartmängurist sõbrale, et too teeks siis mida täpsemalt?
    hoiaks klubi stabiilselt seal 10-15 koha tsoonis? ja paks ei taha seega raha ka teenida, et äkki saab klubi mingi hetk ikkagi euroopasse ja nii? pardew ei ole ilmselgelt mingi stabiilse satsi ülesehitaja mees. chrisil tundus visioon olevat ja ka oskusi selle teostamiseks.
    teen väikse kokkuvõtte ka yet-to-be-appointed-soon-to-be-sacked mehest (hõissa wikipeedia):

    alustas readingus caretakerina, aga kui west ham teda mingi hetk himustama hakkas, pani kutt ameti maha,et londonisse kolida.

    mehe karjääri tipphetk pärinebki 05-06 hooajast kui west hamiga premmis 9ndaks tuli. üle võttis ta hammeriste tooli siis kui nood veel divaris müdistasid, seega mees tõi nad premmi ja lammutas kohe eelmainitud kohale. hooaeg peale seda oli west hami 70aasta kõige sitem run, tänaseni, loomulikult, ja kutile anti tala.

    siis charltonisse üle, kui meeskond relegatsioonitsoonis oli. cocacolasse kukkumist ta ilmselgelt vältida ei suutnud. arvati muidugi, et suudab klubi tagasi premmi tõsta, aga tutkit, esimene hooaeg 11s koht. teist hooaega alustas okeilt, võideti esimesed 2 mängu aga siis pandi 8mängu järjest tühja: ei võidetud ühtki kohtumist ja kui veel sheffield utd'lt kodus 5-2 välja võeti, tuli tala nr.2.

    ja siis southampton, kellelt hooaja alguses 10 pointsi maha võeti. vaatamata sellele suutis kodanik suhteliselt asjalikult klubi toimima panna, kuigi kokkuvõttes play-offi ikkagi ei jõutud. võideti siiski Football League Trophy, mis on nii mõttetu mikihiire karikas, et miki-hiir ei anna seda isegi enda pojale vannimänguasjaks. ja lõppeks läks chairmaniga tulli ja mehele kingiti tala number 3. juhhaidii, edukas mees.

    igatahes palju õnne, kui ülbemad mängijad (nufcis neid jagub) alani esimesel päeval trennis üle mõnni nahhui saadavad. mässu, nõuan mässu!

    täitsa lõpp.
    buy the ticket, take the ride.

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    Algupärane 12 days of Christmas

    On the 1st day of Xmas a maggie said to me "I am proud of NUFC"

    On the 2nd day of Xmas a maggie said to me "It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 3rd day of Xmas a maggie said to me "Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 4th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 5th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 6th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "the mackems are laughing at me.....Cos of ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 7th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 8th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 9th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "The players are revolting, Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 10th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "The players are revolting, And ugly, Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 11th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "The board needs sacking, The players are revolting, And ugly, Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 12th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "Glassing girls is ok, The board needs sacking, The players are revolting, And ugly, Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

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    On the 1st day of Xmas a maggie said to me "I am proud of NUFC"

    On the 2nd day of Xmas a maggie said to me "It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 3rd day of Xmas a maggie said to me "Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 4th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 5th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 6th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "the mackems are laughing at me.....Cos of ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 7th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 8th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 9th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "The players are revolting, Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 10th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "The players are revolting, And ugly, Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 11th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "The board needs sacking, The players are revolting, And ugly, Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"

    On the 12th day of Xmas a maggie said to me "Glassing girls is ok, The board needs sacking, The players are revolting, And ugly, Sol is pissed off, the press is laughing at me and the mackems too cos of....ALAN FUCKING PARDEW?????, Jol stayed in Holland, Oneill turned us down, It's sad Chris has gone but I'm still proud of NUFC"
    aga kuhu jäävad 13,14,15,16 .... you dirty mackem
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    Pardew kohta on nüüd siis ametlik otsus. Ja kontraht olla pikk ning lubavat klubile stabiilsust. Mida on muidugi ka varem kuuldud.
    'Cause I know
    For all my ruminations I can't change a thing
    Still I hope
    There's others out there who are listening

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    To-Do List
    The Daily Mail's north-east correspondent Colin Young has put together a handy list for incoming manager Alan Pardew - 'six priorities for Pardew's in tray' if you will.

    You can certainly tell he's an expert but we will attempt to provide a precis for you laymen and women:

    1) Keep best player.
    2) Be nice to other players.
    3) Win games.
    4) Don't let in goals.
    5) Win games at home.
    6) Don't lose to Sunderland.

    Thanks. For. That. Colin.
    "The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It’s nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It’s about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom". - Danny Blanchflower, legend

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    aga kuhu jäävad 13,14,15,16 .... you dirty mackem
    jäävad ära, sest et laulul on 12 salmi, ofkoors

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    vaatasin juba, et kodanik oli öelnud, et põhi asi on püsima jääda. no mida katarina wittu noh?
    vaadates nufci tulevasi mänge: 'pool, birmingham, shitty ja totts, ei ole küll midagi head loota.
    jaanuari algus toob wigani ja west hami ja siis mäkkemid. seega, eeldusel, et pardew sakib täpselt nii palju nagu elu näitab, et sakib, ja
    * detsembri 4st mängust umbes 1-2p võetakse,
    +
    *wigani või west hami vastu koperdatakse
    +
    *saadakse mäkkemitelt kotid
    =
    16jaanuari õhtul, 17nda hommikul kostitatakse AP'd oma karjääri 4nda vanaraua kokkuostust varastatud talaga.

    on's seda sitta vaja.
    buy the ticket, take the ride.

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    Klounid tulevad ja lähevad, tsirkus jääb.
    “The state of our pitch wouldn’t have affected Liverpool — with their game the ball is in the air most of the time.”
    The Special One

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    Pardew has the experience of being sacked that we’re looking for, insists Mike Ashley

    Newcastle’s search for a manager with good experience of being sacked is nearing a conclusion after it was revealed that Alan Pardew will take over as boss in the next 24 hours with a view to being sacked at the end of the season following a successful relegation.


    The former Reading, West Ham, Charlton and Southampton boss was among the favourites to take over, and it is believed that he was chosen in favour of Martin Jol who didn’t possess the required record of dismal failure that the Newcastle owner is thought to be looking for.

    Pardew was sacked by League One club Southampton earlier this season amid increasing speculation amongst supporters of the South coast club that he was a shit manager, with all the motivational qualities of a yeast infection.

    This speculation is believed to have alerted Ashley, who was becoming increasingly concerned at the good job that Chris Hughton was doing, with the 5-1 win over fierce rivals Sunderland prompting him to review the manager’s position.

    Alan Pardew Newcastle Manager
    Chairman Ashley told reporters, “Alan is just the sort of manager that I want at this club.”

    “I wanted someone that would leave the Newcastle fans open-mouthed with disbelief. Someone that they wouldn’t have even considered a possibility for the manager’s position. Someone who will really get the fans going and set the place alight.”

    “I believe appointing Alan will do all of those things and so much more.”

    Newcastle fans have been quick to agree with Ashley’s assessment, with one telling us, ”I’m speechless, tell me this isn’t true!”

    “Right, I’m going to Ashley’s place to set fire to the fat prick!”
    «Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
    «Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»

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    tra, mul on selline tunne, et AP'l lüüakse esimese kahe nädalaga sahtel tühjaks.
    see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

    "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

    "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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    Viimase kuue aasta jooksul kaheksas manager ja juba käivad kõlakad "dressing room unrestist"
    Kopli liinid on ka ohutum koht kui Newcastle närvis riietusruum

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    Mike Ashley -- kapimäkem

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    Kui peab tõesti paika täiesti uskumatuna tunduv 5,5 aastane leping, siis selle ajaga on võimalik välja jõuda Conference Northi! Kui ma nüüd ikka korrektselt loendasin, ühe käe sõrmedest tuli ju puudu.
    «Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
    «Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»

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    jäävad ära, sest et laulul on 12 salmi, ofkoors
    ... no aga nii tähelepanuväärse sündmuse puhuks (nagu on rivaali treenerivahetus) oleks võinud ju paar salmikest ikka juurde treida ... teab millal te jälle laulu üles võtta saate
    Loomulikult on mäkkemitel s*** olla, sest mehele, kes neid 5:1 kottis ei õnnestu enam midagi tõestada ja vähemalt need jõulud mängib igas kui viimases poekeses Newcastle linnas alati taustaks 5:1
    Aga Pardew tõehetk saabub nädalavahetusel. Kui kaotatakse, pole hullu - kõik saab ajada veel CH selga. Viik (pigem väljakul olev koosseis) näitaks uue peatreeneri kiiret tööga pealehakkamist ja võit (mida ka enamus siinkirjutajatest välistab) paneks kiiritikutel suud lukku ja seda päris pikaks ajaks. Isiklikult loodan, et AP leiab Vuvusholale uue, hea peremehe, aga elame näeme
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    Loomulikult on mäkkemitel s*** olla, sest mehele, kes neid 5:1 kottis ei õnnestu enam midagi tõestada ja vähemalt need jõulud mängib igas kui viimases poekeses Newcastle linnas alati taustaks 5:1
    S*** olla, et ashley lasi mingil ainult talle teada oleval põhjusel lahti treeneri, kes tema munad mängleva kergusega paku pealt ära tõi, ja võttis asemele manageri, kes uue tiimi ehitamiseks tundub olevat enam kui ebapädev? ... Well.... nope. Viisüks viisüheks, tulevad uued mängud ja juba kuu aja pärast on võimalus jõudude tegelik vahekord jälle õigeks kallutada.

    Ja newcastle'i linn on perseauk, minu poolest kõlagu sealsetes masendavates kioskites mis tahes -- tshingelbells või sting -- mul pohlad.

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    S*** olla, et ashley lasi mingil ainult talle teada oleval põhjusel lahti treeneri, kes tema munad mängleva kergusega paku pealt ära tõi, ja võttis asemele manageri, kes uue tiimi ehitamiseks tundub olevat enam kui ebapädev? ... Well.... nope. Viisüks viisüheks, tulevad uued mängud ja juba kuu aja pärast on võimalus jõudude tegelik vahekord jälle õigeks kallutada.

    Ja newcastle'i linn on perseauk, minu poolest kõlagu sealsetes masendavates kioskites mis tahes -- tshingelbells või sting -- mul pohlad.
    ///5:1///

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    Alan Pardew alustas oma Newcastle karjääri siiski väga hästi.
    Mängiti pm samamoodi kui Hughtoni all ju, pikk Carrollile ette ja siis vaadaku edasi. Vaatame kas suudab ka järgmistes mängudes nii hästi mängida.

    Ja Carrolli pomm oli kirsiks tordil.

    e: The last four Newcastle managers – Kevin Keegan, Joe Kinnear, Alan Shearer and Chris Hughton - all failed to win their first match in charge of the club. The last manager to win his opening match in charge was Sam Allardyce in August 2008.

 
 

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