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    #16
    Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

    Üks parimaid teemasid - keep on going!

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      #17
      Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

      Kuidas ajada väikest last teist korda nutma?


      Pühi oma verine riist ta kaisukaru sisse.

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        #18
        Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

        pornograafia algusest lõpuni välja
        see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

        "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

        "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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          #19
          Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

          «Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
          «Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»

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            #20
            Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

            A son asks his dad:

            \" What does a Vagina look like before sex?\"

            He replies:

            \"A pink rose with lovely soft petals and a perfume aroma\"

            Son then asks:

            \"After sex?\"

            Dad replies:

            \"Ever seen a bulldog eat Mayonnaise?.

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              #21
              Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

              Palume välja lülitada oma ettekujutusvõime
              «Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
              «Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»

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                #22
                Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

                Igal pilvel on hõbedane serv!
                Jack of all trades, Master of nuns

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                  #23
                  Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'


                  http://europe.stockroom.com/b713plus.htm

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                    #24
                    Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

                    imelised jalka elamused

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                      #25
                      Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

                      Vampiiride pubis.
                      Kes tellib toorest maksa, kes klaasikese inimverd, vahel loomaverd. Mõni südagi tellitakse.
                      Siis tuleb ka üks pikas kuues vampiir. Istub maha, \"Palun üks kuum vesi!\" Baarman kohmetub, imelik ju, et keegi ei telli midagi sellist. Aga olgu, valab tulikuuma vee tassi. Vampiir võtab kuue taskust (kasutatud) tampooni, kastab kuuma vette ja kiidab \"Täna joome teed!\"
                      Joga Bonito!!!

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                        #26
                        Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

                        päris hea
                        Tuld!

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                          #27
                          Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

                          The Energizer Bunny, known best for \"going and going and going...\" passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
                          Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
                          "Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Mae West

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                            #28
                            Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

                            «Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
                            «Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»

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                              #29
                              Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

                              A young woman arrives at the doctor for a physical.
                              She takes of her top and the doctor discovers, that she has a big \"A\" all over the chest.
                              - That\'s because of my boyfriend. He\'s a big Arsenal fan and he has a t-shirt with a big \"A\" on it. He never takes it off, not even when we are... You know. So, there\'s usually an imprint.

                              The next day another young woman arrives at the doctor\'s office. She takes of her top, and the doctor notice that she got a big \"T\" on her chest.
                              - That\'s because of my boyfriend. He\'s a big Tottenham fan and he has a t-shirt with a big \"T\" on it. He never takes it off, not even when we are... You know. So, there\'s usually an imprint.

                              On the third day, another young woman arrives. She takes of her top and she got a big \"M\" all over her chest, and the doctor that now start to realise what is going says:
                              -Ah, I see that you got a boyfriend that cheers for Manchester United.
                              -No way! But I got a girlfriend that is a big fan of Watford...
                              "Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Mae West

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                                #30
                                Vastus teemale \'ebaterve huumor\'

                                ahv ja lõvi saavad dsunglis kokku ja ahv ütleb et ta võib ilma muuta
                                lõvi ütleb et ei saa

                                ahv ronib selle peale puu otsa ja kuses lõvile pähe. ise karjudes nüüd sajab vihma
                                siis hakaks ahv peeretma - prrrrrrrrr -, karjudes, et nüüd müristab
                                lõpuks hakkas ta sitale, samal ajal karjudes, et nüüd sajab lund

                                selle peale ütles lõvi, et mina võin tähed taevasse tuua ja lõi ahvipoissi munadesse

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