ebaterve huumor

[elx]

..oot, ei piina siis?

[eika]

Õige jutt Schwedelt. Andsin naispoolele just korraliku keretäie suhtes domineeriva suhtlusstiili eest. Hammas hamba elik vägivald vägivalla vastu. Eluline paratamatus nagu ütles Schwede. Hell yeah, mul munandid muutusid kohe kolm korda suuremaks. Naise viskan haiglasse ja ise lähen ostan Seppäläst kaks paari suuremaid aluspükse.

[vello99]

Pealkiri peaks küll olema "Indrek Schwede: Bitch deserved it...". Kui tal Pohlaku ees on mingit tänuvõlg, kas selle artikliga ei ole hiljaks jäädud...

Hiljem palusime teineteiselt vabandust. Muu hulgas ütles naine: «Sa oleks pidanud mulle lahtise käega paar lopsu näo pihta andma – see oleks mu rahustanud, olin süüdi!»»

Müts maha ka anonüümse kommentaatori ees:

..."Täiskasvanud inimene lahendab oma tülid sõnadega"...
Kasahstani teadlased tegid hiljuti kindlaks, et naise peaaju on sama suur, nagu keskmisel oraval. No mida sa räägid oravaga, ta ei saa ju aru! Näe, sotsid ja Rahvaliit mõni aeg tagasi üritasid oravatega rääkida. Tühi töö ja vaimu närimine.
Vaesel mehel lihtsalt ei jää muud üle, kui lõpuks tuletada meelde esiisade tarkust. Mis kinni ei jää, see saab kinni löödud...

[Calva]

http://www.ohtuleht.ee/index.aspx?id=334369

[#23]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoQKWELyGlQ

[Tumba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoQKWELyGlQ

Sinnamaani on kuulatav kuni hakkab sõnajalgade möla pihta

[rohelineKonn]

natuke toimetamata, kuid päevakohast huumorit. virutatud ilma igasuguse häbitundeta liidsi foorumist:

Q. What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko.

A. Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August


McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger.

50 year old meat in 12 year old buns



Micheal Jackson's dying wish is to be melted down and turned into plastic bags, so he can still be a danger to kids



I've heard it is to be a sea burial - at his request to be strapped to two buoys.



Why was Jacko like a silver Playstation 2? They both used to be black and both were turned on by excited small boys.



MJ actually died of food poisoning.

It was the 13 year old nuts.



farah fawcett was at the pearly gates yesterday. god told her... "you have one wish before you enter the kingdom of heaven"...
and farah said "i wish all the children of the world could be safe"..........



Hospital reports of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect!

He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a stroke.



Morgans have announced the commemorative michael Jackson rum

It comes in small tots



Heart attack?

I heard he chocked on a small bone?



What does has Micheal Jackson and Father Christmas in common ?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack



In the spirit of recycling, he will be melted down into plastic party cups, so kids can still get their lips around his rim.



MJ was on family fortunes. he was doing ok til Vernon asked, "Name somewhere you take the kids for a treat".

Sadly "Up the sh1tter" was not one of the top answers...



Michael Jackson is getting cremated and having his ashes put in n etch-a-sketch so he can have as many 6yr olds playing with his nob as possible.



Rumour has it Jacko wants his melted down remains to be recycled into a toy firemans hat. In his will it stated he would be "overjoyed" that children would be able to continue playing with his helmet!

[SleepWalking]

sarjast "kvaliteetseid firmanimesid"

Russia's energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with Nigeria's state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.

The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.

Analysts say the move could further strengthen Russia's role in supplying natural gas to Europe.The agreement comes during a four-day African tour by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.As well as forming Nigaz, Russia is keen on developing a trans-African pipeline to transport Nigerian gas to Europe.This could further reinforce Gazprom's already-strong influence over Europe's energy supplies.

[Mõnuagent 007]

sarjast "kvaliteetseid firmanimesid"

Russia's energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with Nigeria's state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.

The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.

Analysts say the move could further strengthen Russia's role in supplying natural gas to Europe.The agreement comes during a four-day African tour by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.As well as forming Nigaz, Russia is keen on developing a trans-African pipeline to transport Nigerian gas to Europe.This could further reinforce Gazprom's already-strong influence over Europe's energy supplies.

2003. aastal keelati Nigeris orjapidamine ja orjadega kauplemine.

[elevant]

[noname]

Many people have been performing Michael Jackson tribute acts due to his tragic death, so I broke into the neighbours house and fucked their kids.


More job losses were announced today as the US Child Protection Agency closes their Michael Jackson Department.

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, in their own different ways, helped young boys masturbate for years!

[#23]

"Reports are that Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest"; -Horatio Caine "Sounds like...his heart...couldn't beat it" *puts on sunglasses*

[Shermann]

Uus ilmapoiss.

[2mSööt3mMööda]

nats parema kvaliteediga http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fb_1225484669

[BCfey]

http://www.elu24.ee/?id=140833

[cáñamo]

http://www.elu24.ee/?id=140833

see naiste pükste kandmine väga levinud pedendus ikka, ega normaalsed neid ei kanna, ikka mingid emod ja sellised kiiksuga tüübid.

[elx]

aga mille järgi üldse eristatakse naiste pükse meeste omadest? Vanasti nõuka ajal oli vist see teema, et mis pool nööbid on ja kumma käega lukk kinni käib.. kuid praegu vist sellist eemat pole?
Seega tulebki ainult müüjat usaldada ning loota, et naistepükse pole meeste poole peale sattunud:P

[Mõnuagent 007]

aga mille järgi üldse eristatakse naiste pükse meeste omadest? Vanasti nõuka ajal oli vist see teema, et mis pool nööbid on ja kumma käega lukk kinni käib.. kuid praegu vist sellist eemat pole?
Seega tulebki ainult müüjat usaldada ning loota, et naistepükse pole meeste poole peale sattunud:P

munadele pole kohta naiste omadel.

[elx]

hmm.. aga sel juhull võibolla need kes ostavad ei omagi munasid? sest kus nad neid muidu hoiavad? ja siis tekib küsimus, kas ostjateks olid ikka mehed? ja kui ei olnud, siis oli teema püstitus hoopis vale?

[taku*]

dsiisas... naiste jakkidel on nööbid enamasti vasakul... püksid on 50-60

seda kus unisex pükstel nööbid on, ma ei tea...