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    Algselt postitas Sambaz Vaata postitust
    Aga ma ei süüdista Crouchi. Ma süüdistan ennast.
    Vi a gra
    see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

    "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

    "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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      https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/...iler_billboard see on päris hea!
      Lootus sureb viimasena, ütles usk ja tappis armastuse.

      My spell checking is second to nine!

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        Selline asi sattus feedi:
        Imagine if 10 years ago you were approached by a time traveler and he was like... “Look, I don't have much time to explain, all I can tell you is that the year 2020 is going to be absolutely nuts and you should build a shelter now..

        You know Donald Trump, the reality TV star of ‘The Apprentice’? Well he's the president of the United States. At the beginning of 2020 he gets into a Twitter beef with Iran that almost starts World World III, and mocks a 16 year old girl with Aspergers syndrome trying to raise awareness about climate change

        Kobe Bryant passes away in a helicopter crash. Half the world is devastated, the other half just makes up memes on the internet. When the world starts recovering from the loss of Kobe, some dude in China eats a raw ass bat - this starts a global pandemic that kills viscously. The only way to stop it is to stay home and watch your kids play a game called FortNite on something called an “x-box”

        Everyone loses their minds. 40% of the population thinks it's the end of the world; another 40% thinks it's all fake; 20% blames the whole thing on cell phone towers and Hillary Clinton.

        The one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to survive is by hoarding toilet paper. Grocery stores are ransacked and Charmin ultra soft replaces the dollar as the United States official currency. States can’t depend on the federal government, so Massachusetts turns to the New England Patriots to deliver critical medical supplies.

        Eventually, as hysteria grows, world governments are forced to shut the entire planet down and lock everyone in their houses (except gun stores, liquor stores, and churches, which are considered essential businesses)

        The only person that can keep the people from completely flipping out and starting a huge riot is a gun toting homosexual Oklahoma man with a meth addiction and 180 pet tigers that’s in prison

        I need to get back to my Delorean and the year 1985. Do you have any plutonium by chance.

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          Lootus sureb viimasena, ütles usk ja tappis armastuse.

          My spell checking is second to nine!

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            Algselt postitas futbolidipaul Vaata postitust
            Nahast termomeeter!

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              see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

              "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

              "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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                    Kuidas selgitada 21 sajandi lapsele rasedust?

                    Sünd kapsalehe all, või toonekure jutt enam ei sobi.
                    8- aastane arvutitark poeg küsib isalt, et kuidas ma sündisin?
                    Isa: „Tead pojake, kuidas ma sulle seletan: ükskord ema ja mina olime Facebookis ja saime sõpradeks. Ma saatsin välja tviidi ja kutsusin ema küberkohvikusse. Tuli välja, et meil on palju ühiseid laike ja linke ning selgus, et kasutame sama brauserit. Nii me rääksime Ja rääkisime nii WhatsAppi kui Skypiga ja hakkasime teineteisele üha rohkem laike ja plusse panema, kuni ükskord otsustasime „kui äkki teeks failivahetust?“ Ema oli nõus. Mina sisestasin oma mälupulga ema USB- porti ja otsad sobisid suurepäraselt. Riistvara oli korras ja kui failid olid edukalt laaditud, tuli meelde, et kurat, olime unustanud tulemüüri siss lülitada. Aga oli juba hilja allalaadimist tühistada või laetud faile eemaldada. Paar kuud hiljem tuli süsteemiadministraatorilt teade, et “allalaadimine edukas”. Kohe jäid ära ka ema igakuised update’d ja 9 kuud hiljem ilmusidki sina kui uus subscriber ja nõudsid valju häälega väljalogimist ja oma parooli.“ ��
                    Ela ja tunne, et elad
                    see on kõige lihtsam
                    filosoofia, mis toimib
                    sule silmad ära vaata
                    tagasi, hinga sügavalt ja
                    hüppa üle iseenda varju
                    tule koos minuga.

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                      ROHE-VALGE SURMANI

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                        Tagatubade sahinad või siis mida valitsus ei taha, et sa teaks: "Colin McGregor, the brother of Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor, is a pilot in the Royal Air Froce. His aviator nickname is Obi-Two."
                        see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

                        "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

                        "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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                          Algselt postitas Daz Booob Vaata postitust
                          Tagatubade sahinad või siis mida valitsus ei taha, et sa teaks: "Colin McGregor, the brother of Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor, is a pilot in the Royal Air Froce. His aviator nickname is Obi-Two."
                          Kuidas see Conor McGregorisse puutub?

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                            Algselt postitas j6u1uv4n4 Vaata postitust
                            Kuidas see Conor McGregorisse puutub?
                            Kehadublat Jumala käe tarbeks ehk?
                            see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

                            "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

                            "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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                              Jõuluvanaga nõus on ainult üks Mcgregor ja see on Conor. Palun mitte reostada oma vanaema sõbranna laste nimedega seda teemat sest me ei tunne neid paraku.

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