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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
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Politsei-ja Piirivalve ametnik läheb ülema juurde ja ütleb, et ta on üle töötanud ja küsib vaba päeva.
"Saate ühe vaba päeva," vastab ülemus.
"Aga raha nagu ka napib," jätkab ametnik, "äkki saaks preemiat?"
"Preemiat pole anda, aga teeme nii, et võid täna ühe "30 km/h" märgi üles panna, kuhu ise tahad," teatab ülemus.
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-e- irw, kuulasin loo ära, pullitegemine
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Algselt postitas Kasepats-Pidur Vaata postitust"I like an aggressive team, I want to see a team that is strong, committed and quick on the break.
These are things which Atletico fans have always liked, it helps them identify with and love this shirt."
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Algselt postitas Kasepats-Pidur Vaata postitust
Et postitus päris sisutühi poleks, panen ka midagi veidi naljakat:
Vaadake YouTube'is huvitavaid videoid, nautige head muusikat, laadige üles originaalsisu ning jagage seda kõike oma sõprade, perekonna ja kogu maailmaga
Jube populaarne on see heino:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlrzjBiKth8
kes lõpuni vaatab, saab midagi...
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A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
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Minu poolt ka tänane leid. Üsna ebaterve http://www.facebook.com/AliceMegaaPonevElu . Üldse neid põneva elu teemasid on facebooki jubejube palju tekkinud. Noorus on hukas.Barcelona.
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