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[Vähetuntud vutivaatleja]

Celebration Fail

[cannuman]

ei viitsi pilti teha, aga google tõlkest veel:

english to estonian:

kidnap -> Ryöstää

http://translate.google.com/translate_t#en|et|kidnap

[elx]

kusjuures täna sattus mul ka ühte tõlesse mingi sõna,mis meenutas pigem soome keelt..

[cannuman]

nojah...parem ajagu sommidega segaminu kui venemaaks peavad meid

[aanvaller]

http://www.ohtuleht.ee/index.aspx?id=314978

pealkiri..
"sai purjus kliendilt paugu vastu hambaid"

[Shermann]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yDbwqa-76Y&feature=related

[aanvaller]

http://www.ohtuleht.ee/index.aspx?id=315168

[futbolidipaul]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking slowly.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure the poor old man has Petry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you two fine medical students think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought....... But you are wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought........ But you are wrong."
So they asked him: "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... But I was wrong!"

xxxxx

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"
Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"
The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

[cannuman]

Neiukene müüb osta.ee portallis kohtingut endaga

http://www.osta.ee/6390274

kasutajad küsivad:

Küsimus: kas mõõtusi saaks? ( onuaxel ) 08.02.2009 | 16:23
Vastus: Ei ole veel vastatud

Küsimus: telefoni numbrit ei olegi või msni et saaks ennem ikka juttu puhuda ? ( AgaSulOnVa ) 09.02.2009 | 21:04
Vastus: no juttu saate puhuda kohtingu käigus ( shorq ) 09.02.2009 | 21:42

Küsimus: Tehke nii et see oksjon oleks privaatne. siis hind kerkib. Hea nõu eest tahan 1 tasuta kohtingu . ( rodus ) 10.02.2009 | 11:34
Vastus: oksjonit ei saa muuta enam, kuna on juba pakkumisi, niiet jääb ära tasuta kohting ( shorq ) 10.02.2009 | 12:00

Küsimus: kas kohting toimub ainult Pärnu linna piires? Või saadetakse " kaup " ka nt. maakohta? ( lakers1 ) 10.02.2009 | 12:39
Vastus: maakohta väga ei saa, pigem ikka linnapiires, kuid seda saab arutada peale oksjoni lõppu, kus ja kuidas täpsemalt ( shorq ) 10.02.2009 | 12:43

Küsimus: mis seal ikka kogemus omaette ( ryoka ) 10.02.2009 | 13:20
Vastus: no muidugi ( shorq ) 10.02.2009 | 13:23

Küsimus: Kas on tegu uue või kasutatud asjaga Ja kui on tegu kasutatud asjaga, siis kui heas seisukorras on antud toode? ( frosto ) 10.02.2009 | 13:24
Vastus: vähekasutatud ja väga heas seisukorras ( shorq ) 10.02.2009 | 13:29

Küsimus: Kas ese on ka amortiseerunud? ( tonuonu123 ) 10.02.2009 | 13:34
Vastus: ei, nagu uus, vähe ja korralikult kasutatud nohh ( shorq ) 10.02.2009 | 13:37

Küsimus: Eseme eelmiselt kasutajalt oleks soovituskiri väga abiks. Ja mingit kinnitust, et esimene omanik. On üldse kindel, et ese töötab? ( tonuonu123 ) 10.02.2009 | 13:59
Vastus: töötab, vabalt ( shorq ) 10.02.2009 | 14:03

[Scooter]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut,
eating a snack cake The barber says to her,
"Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin..."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

[Bob_Loblaw]

what do 9 out 10 people enjoy?
gangrape

a husband comes home and asks his wife:
"What would happen if I told you that I had won a lottery?"
the wife replies: "I would probably take half and leave you"
the man says: " Great, here's a fiver, now fuck off"

[Hellik]

Jose gives his take on the transfer window

You have Brazilian and arse shaven? pretty smooth, Voyeur!

[vincent]

vaatan praegu eurospordi pealt mingit velotuuri ja rattureid "ergutavad" pikal tõusul kaasa joostes:

* poolalasti mees lilla daamikübaraga
* poolalasti mees sombreeroga
* poolalasti mees naturaalsete ripprindade, punase keebi ja blondi lokilise parukaga
* mees 80ndate alguse spordirõivastuses (loe: veel üks poolalasti mees)
* mees kiivri ja kõhule seotud lillelise padjaga
* kaks meest sumomaadleja kostüümis
* grupp seltsimehi retuusides
jne

huvitav, kas rattafänniks olemise puhul on kinganumbrist madalam IQ kohe päris kohustuslik või on üht-teist peidus ka asjaolus, et nad praegu 'meerikas väntavad?

[Kasper]

vaatan praegu eurospordi pealt mingit velotuuri ja rattureid "ergutavad" pikal tõusul kaasa joostes:

* poolalasti mees lilla daamikübaraga
* poolalasti mees sombreeroga
* poolalasti mees naturaalsete ripprindade, punase keebi ja blondi lokilise parukaga
* mees 80ndate alguse spordirõivastuses (loe: veel üks poolalasti mees)
* mees kiivri ja kõhule seotud lillelise padjaga
* kaks meest sumomaadleja kostüümis
* grupp seltsimehi retuusides
jne

huvitav, kas rattafänniks olemise puhul on kinganumbrist madalam IQ kohe päris kohustuslik või on üht-teist peidus ka asjaolus, et nad praegu 'meerikas väntavad?

Ma jagasin asja ära. Nad sõidavad Ameerikas...

[fitti]

Mida ütles üks pidevalt ringi keppiv Saaremaa mees oma naisele, kui see lubas ka kohutavalt petma hakata?


"Oma puts, keeda vöi törva."