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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
Meie foorumikeses on seda teemat ka veits olnud, kuid siit leiate nii mõndagi muigama ajavat, mis ingliskeelsetes jututubades üle maailma öeldud on...
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<1> d-_-b
<2> how u make that inverted b?
<2> wait
<2> never mind
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<1> what the fuck is wtf
jne..Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
The Premiership.
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
Algselt postitas m1kk
<1> what the fuck is wtf
jne..DELFI: FC Levadia võitis 24:0 (vs. FC Soccernet)
Ljohha: "See number 14 oli soccernetil ainuke mees kes midagi jagas"
AD e. Andekas Disainer...
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
Algselt postitas m1kk
Meie foorumikeses on seda teemat ka veits olnud, kuid siit leiate nii mõndagi muigama ajavat, mis ingliskeelsetes jututubades üle maailma öeldud on
üks paremaid mis seni silma on jäänud:
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I\'m back.We have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
Super, tänud m1kk. Siiani pole suurt asjalikku jõudnud teha . Üks mu lemmikuid:
<jeebus> the \"bishop\" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
või siis
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying \"You\'re next\". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Edit: lihtsalt pidin lisama: <Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between \"I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..\" and \"I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..\"Minu nimi on jyriöö, aga sõbrad kutsuvad mind tavaliselt külla.
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha\'s neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit.
<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked
<Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)
päris muhe koht
“Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.”
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
Ülikõva koht ,tänud lingi eest m1kk.
"Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Mae West
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
slackerr: man, they shut off the water in our building
slackerr: its gonna be off the entire day
joey: that SUCKS@
slackerr: the worst part is that i took a shit before i knew it was off
edit:
aakashdheer: my grandmother gave me a wish
aakashdheer: i could either have a perfect memory or a huge penis
aakashdheer: i can\'t remember my decision
MEGA!
Õhtul oli lahe juhtum, üks prantslane tuli hostelisse riidekapi suuruse kohvriga ja sai toa 3ndale korrusele no ja otsustas sinna siis liftiga sõita. Ronis oma kodinatega lifti… ja…. ja astus siis kirudes välja – see oli telefoniputka!!! Meil pole ju majas lifti!
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I\'m done
<NES> I message him and say \"What are you doing? I just got that from you\"
<NES> \"getting my song back fucker\"
Lihtsalt SUPER!!
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
<Toller> hey jaimer
<jaimer> hey
<Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
<jaimer> excuse me?
<Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
<Toller> right?
<jaimer> You stupid shit
<Toller> ?
<Toller> What?
<jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
<Toller> you know it is, duh.
<jaimer> I\'m doing tech support on Jamie\'s computer
<jaimer> I\'m her father, you little shit
<Toller> hah!
<Toller> what\'s
<Toller> your joking right/
<jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I\'m coming over to your house now. Don\'t try to run, I\'ll find you.
<Toller> Jamie, it\'s not funny
<Toller> Jaime?
<psmylie> You\'re screwed, dude. Her dad\'s psycho
<Toller> fuck
<Toller> Fuck!
<psmylie> best run, boy
*** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
<psmylie> You\'re an evil bitch, Jamie.
<jaimer> lol
<psmylie> brilliant... but evil
<jaimer> he\'s an asshole anyways
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?“Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.”
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<UKDJ|Planet> I\'ve just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o...k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy
üks parimaid
http://www.bash.org/?13213
see kah
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
Algselt postitas m1kk
Meie foorumikeses on seda teemat ka veits olnud, kuid siit leiate nii mõndagi muigama ajavat, mis ingliskeelsetes jututubades üle maailma öeldud on...
Paar stiilinäidet:
<1> d-_-b
<2> how u make that inverted b?
<2> wait
<2> never mind
...
<1> what the fuck is wtf
jne..
tõesti üks väga tore link ,ma naeran vist magades ka edasi
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Vastus teemale \'Toredaid linke\'
õpime väljamaa keeltes solvama
how to swear in chinese:
sek si - eat shitWe have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.
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