ebaterve huumor

[Mõnuagent 007]

ülivana

Asja muudaks ebaterveks ülestunnistus, et härra tegelikult ka eile käis sellise tegutsemise läbi.

[Tofoa]

[aanvaller]

Ei soovita!

Jou beibi ma tean mis on hea, ja kuidas seda sinult välja pigistama peab!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izislfv3RGk&feature=channel_page

[Mmmerka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NmjCyqIavI

wheres the chapstick beatboxing, NII NUNNU.

[zasjdf]

eurokas on üks paras siia käiv asi .

[boobek]

Perekool!

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[Kasepats-Pidur]

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.”

Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Miss, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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That’s it. You guys win.

I’m an American living in Philadelphia. I always took the jokes here in stride, seeing the humor behind the fat stupid American stereotype. Today I was shown that it isn’t a stereotype. I stopped in at Burger King on my way home from work because I didn’t feel like cooking. A mother and her teenage son were in front of me placed and placed order for a hamburger and a cheeseburger. They took their food and went to sit down to eat. Before I could even finish placing my order, the mother and her son came storming back and yelled at the cashier for messing up their order. The mother, who had ordered the cheeseburger, had no cheese, while the son has cheese on his hamburger. The three of them could not rectify this situation, and the cashier apologized and had the order re-made.

I hate this country.

[Mõnuagent 007]

That’s it. You guys win.

I’m an American living in Philadelphia. I always took the jokes here in stride, seeing the humor behind the fat stupid American stereotype. Today I was shown that it isn’t a stereotype. I stopped in at Burger King on my way home from work because I didn’t feel like cooking. A mother and her teenage son were in front of me placed and placed order for a hamburger and a cheeseburger. They took their food and went to sit down to eat. Before I could even finish placing my order, the mother and her son came storming back and yelled at the cashier for messing up their order. The mother, who had ordered the cheeseburger, had no cheese, while the son has cheese on his hamburger. The three of them could not rectify this situation, and the cashier apologized and had the order re-made.

I hate this country.

See viimane on hea.

[eston maravilha]

aga üldsegi mitte ebaterve. ja tofoa postitab üldse mingit kolmanda klassi huumorit.

[Martin]

Teema suletud, sest naljade tase langeb kiiremini kui nahk Michael Jacksoni näolt.

[Martin]

Et Jasper suutis postitada lingi, mis natukene muhelema pani, siis tunnistan, et äkki on maailmas ja siin foorumis veel võimalik leida tabavat huumorimeelt.

Teema avatud.

Jasperi link: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

[mcnamara]

Teema avatud.

Järjekindlus puudub teil paraku täiesti, head härrad.

[Martin]

Järjekindlus puudub teil paraku täiesti, head härrad.

Me elame ülikiiresti muutuvas maailmas.

[cannuman]

martin on jumal ja tema tahtmine sündigu

[Kurat]