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    Children watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party on Sunday.
    When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!

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      Lumiseid jõule!
      see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

      "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

      "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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        Algselt postitas Martin Vaata postitust
        Tuleb üks "Tuvikeste" osa meelde...

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          ::::::::::
          Lisatud failid
          «Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
          «Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»

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            4. post=Kermit juppis konn
            jokers to the right
            clowns to the left of me

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              Jõulud. http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=16214

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                «Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
                «Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»

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                  The FIFA returns to recount the FIFA World Player and is granted it to Zidane GEOFFREY RIGAUDEAU. Paris Zidane has been declared east Thursday new FIFA World Player, after an error in the count that granted the prize to Fabio Cannavaro. The surroundings of the ex- player of Real Madrid requested Tuesday a new count of the votes of selectors and captains in whom they chose the three better soccer players of the year and, this Thursday, the FIFA has made official the real result. The maximum international organism recognized its error and verified that the one that more votes it obtained was Zidane and not the Italian power station. Thus, Zidane will receive east Saturday 30 of December the award in a “miniceremony” in Monaco. Cannavaro, winner of the Gold Ball of 2006, will give back the maximum award and will have to be satisfied to the second prize. Ronaldinho, that has not seen varied its position after the new count, was the third voted player more.

                  tõlkisin google translates

                  igatahes väljaanne väidab et fifa aasta jalgpalluri valimistel loeti hääli valesti ning auhind läheb ikkagi zidanele.



                  EDIT: tegu siis õnneks mingi ullikeste päevaga vms. :http://www.sportnet.ee/index.php?id=38812
                  Am Sonntag um 13.00 Uhr haben wir ein Weißwurst- Wettfressen mit der Bayern-Spitze. Da bin ich gut dabei. (Rainer Calmund)

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                    kas täna on 1 aprill?
                    Homo homini lupus est - pede on pedele hunt

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                      Oh jah:/
                      Selline uudis pole kohe üldse mitte meeldiv :S
                      Tundmatu - ehk mida mina ka tean

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                        Hispaanias on hetkel nende ekvivalent 1. aprillile, nii et tegu on naljaga ja Sportnet on lihtsalt loll.

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                          See on liiga hale. :S

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                            nats hilja küll, kuid keda huvitab. üks mõnusalt naiivdebiilne pühadeluuletus.


                            lumi langeb müts müts
                            jõuluvanal tutimüts
                            võtan kaika müts müts
                            nüüd on minul tutimüts

                            armastan ma headust üle kõige vihkan lolle

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                              Enjoy free chat and live webcam broadcasts from amateurs and exhibitionists around the world! No registration required!
                              When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!

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