Kui see on sinu esimene külastus, siis palun tutvu korduma kippuvate küsimustega. Selleks, et teha postitusi, tuleb Sul end kasutajaks registreerida. Postitusi saad lugeda ka ilma registreerimata.
"joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"
"Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."
Vampiiride pubis.
Kes tellib toorest maksa, kes klaasikese inimverd, vahel loomaverd. Mõni südagi tellitakse.
Siis tuleb ka üks pikas kuues vampiir. Istub maha, \"Palun üks kuum vesi!\" Baarman kohmetub, imelik ju, et keegi ei telli midagi sellist. Aga olgu, valab tulikuuma vee tassi. Vampiir võtab kuue taskust (kasutatud) tampooni, kastab kuuma vette ja kiidab \"Täna joome teed!\"
The Energizer Bunny, known best for \"going and going and going...\" passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
"Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Mae West
A young woman arrives at the doctor for a physical.
She takes of her top and the doctor discovers, that she has a big \"A\" all over the chest.
- That\'s because of my boyfriend. He\'s a big Arsenal fan and he has a t-shirt with a big \"A\" on it. He never takes it off, not even when we are... You know. So, there\'s usually an imprint.
The next day another young woman arrives at the doctor\'s office. She takes of her top, and the doctor notice that she got a big \"T\" on her chest.
- That\'s because of my boyfriend. He\'s a big Tottenham fan and he has a t-shirt with a big \"T\" on it. He never takes it off, not even when we are... You know. So, there\'s usually an imprint.
On the third day, another young woman arrives. She takes of her top and she got a big \"M\" all over her chest, and the doctor that now start to realise what is going says:
-Ah, I see that you got a boyfriend that cheers for Manchester United.
-No way! But I got a girlfriend that is a big fan of Watford...
"Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Mae West
ahv ja lõvi saavad dsunglis kokku ja ahv ütleb et ta võib ilma muuta
lõvi ütleb et ei saa
ahv ronib selle peale puu otsa ja kuses lõvile pähe. ise karjudes nüüd sajab vihma
siis hakaks ahv peeretma - prrrrrrrrr -, karjudes, et nüüd müristab
lõpuks hakkas ta sitale, samal ajal karjudes, et nüüd sajab lund
selle peale ütles lõvi, et mina võin tähed taevasse tuua ja lõi ahvipoissi munadesse
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