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seesuuret cannuman tuletas mulle need videod meelde, kindlasti on olnud, aga need on nii head, et võib uuesti vaadata.
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Kermit shows Rowlf the Dog "2 girls 1 cup"We have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.
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Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
After the first day they met up in the bar.
'Ah, Pierre ,' asks one, ' 'ow 'av you been doing?'
'Merde!' answers Pierre . 'I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible> day. Terrible!
At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant.
'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground.'
'And zen what 'appened?' inquires his mate.
'I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said 'Jurmp!'
''And did you jurmp?' asks his mate.
'I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp five feet. It is beneass my dignity.'
'And zen what 'appened?' asks his mate.
'Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said 'Jurmp!'
'And did you jurmp?' asks his mate.
'I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my dignity to jurmp ten feet'
'What 'appened zen?' asks his mate.
'Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze parade ground 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e said:
'If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm.'
'Ooooh!' says his mate. 'And did you jurmp?'
'A leetle, at ze beginning.'Jack of all trades, Master of nuns
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