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"The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It’s nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It’s about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom". - Danny Blanchflower, legend -
Oleks ise kangelane olnud, siis pannuks ikka tsitaadid ka juurde, kuid tõenäoliselt olnuks töötamiseks liiga valus - ju ikka tiriti see pudel otsast. Või keevitati.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!Kommentaar
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Sa ikka ei tea asjast midagi 8-) määritakse mingit kreemi, näidatakse mingi palja vanamehe pilti või siis kellegi okset, peenis muutub väiksemaks ja vupsti valma.Kommentaar
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!Kommentaar
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Pole just väga ebaterve, aga ma proovin:
"A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers. The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma." The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Good- night mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies. The father thinks this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodnight mommy, and goodbye daddy." The father freaks. He's thinking I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. At the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair. He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day." She says "YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!""Kommentaar
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Guy hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years. The hitman says " i will shoot her just below her left tit " Hubby says " i want her dead not fucking kneecapped!! "«Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
«Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»Kommentaar
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Tänapäeva väga noored, nii 10-14 aastased, ei kujuta ette mis neist saab.
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