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Algselt postitas onoz9 Vaata postitustMillal lisaks Eesti jalkale Eesti majandusele RIP saame öelda?Hello! I´m mentaly ill.
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Obituary from Hell: The Ozzman Goeth
July 22, 2025
In a thunderclap of distortion and darkness, John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne—the godfather of heavy metal, Prince of Darkness, bat-slaying bard of Birmingham—has left the stage… and slammed the gates of Hell behind him.
He was 76.
Born screaming on December 3, 1948, Ozzy clawed his way from the grey haze of post-war England into a furnace of riff and rage. With Black Sabbath, he invented a sound so heavy it bent time. Metal was born the day he first sang "What is this that stands before me?"
And when Sabbath said goodbye, he didn’t fade. He resurrected—solo, soloing, soaring with Randy, shredding with Zakk, and laughing in the face of every overdose, every critic, every damn headline that said, “He’s done.”
He wasn’t.
He dropped Crazy Train, and we all got on board.
He cried Mama I’m Coming Home, and the world wept with him.
He dreamed of peace in Dreamer, and gave metal a heart.
But he didn’t just perform—he endured.
Through Parkinson’s.
Through pain.
Through every canceled tour that only made his comebacks louder.
His final show, Birmingham 2025, was a thunderstorm goodbye. No encore. No tricks. Just a throne, a mic, and the man who defied death long enough to shake its hand and walk off laughing.
Survived by:
His indestructible queen, Sharon
Children of metal and mayhem: Jack, Kelly, Aimee, and Louis
Grandchildren already humming Iron Man in the womb
A legion of fans across every continent and plane of existence
Cause of Death:
Cause? He lived too fucking hard for too fucking long. The reaper didn't claim him—Ozzy just got bored of outliving everyone else.
In Memoriam:
Wherever Hell is, it’s louder now. The amps are up. The dials are broken.
Ozzy didn’t rest in peace—he kicked down the gates of the afterlife and shouted:
“ALL ABOARD!!!”
The Ozzman is dead. Long live the Ozzman."I like an aggressive team, I want to see a team that is strong, committed and quick on the break.
These are things which Atletico fans have always liked, it helps them identify with and love this shirt."
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