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Huvitav, miks nende klippide lõpus nii kurjakuulutav vaikus on!?When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!Kommentaar
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Marten Kuningas - well done!The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.Kommentaar
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Mis need lähevad telekasse ka või? Nii odavat reklaami pole küll varem näinud, kulutused olid küll minimaalsed või olematud. Mis iseenesest on küll positiivne, aga kui seda õudus peaks nüüd kuskilt laskma ka hakkama, siis mine ikka tea.
Nii eemaletõukavat reklaami pole ammu näinud (va kesikute reklaamid, nendest ei hakka rääkimagi)
See Aaviksooo-ooo-oo-OHH olid muidugi klass omaette.Kommentaar
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"sigpicKommentaar
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Mis peaks ühel seikleval priiuserüütlil vööl olema?
a) vöö
b) pistoda
c) pederasti kotikeKommentaar
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Või peaks ta seda hoopis põues peitma?BVB - VaprusKommentaar
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<Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or something
<Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
<Turkeyslam> going "yeah boiiii"
<Turkeyslam> and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
<Turkeyslam> I choked on my fucking jolt cola
<jesterlo1> So back in the day of the modem, when porn was limited to pictures only, I used to go to lots of thumbnail galleries and save the pictures to a folder that I would use a slideshow on afterwards.
<jesterlo1> The great thing about a slideshow is that pressing any key makes it disappear, good for the uninvited guest, know what I mean?
<jesterlo1> Well it turned out that uninvited guest was my father and I was in the middle of a "session" so I quickly press escape and ask him whats up.
<jesterlo1> He looks at me, looks at the screen, I look at the screen, say, "uhhhhhhhhhh", then he mutters something about if there was any email for him and leaves quickly.
<jesterlo1> FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER HAS "SET AS BACKGROUND" NEXT TO "SAVE IMAGE"
<jesterlo1> And said pic was a huge cock spraying all over this girls face.
<jesterlo1> But because of the dimensions of the pic, all you could see was a huge cock spraying as my background.
<jesterlo1> And that my friends, is why I use Firefox.Kommentaar
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Meelalahutusärimees Rebane on informeerinud kolleege, et Abrahami muusika õhutab ühiskonda vihkamisele, propageerib rassismi, homode nottimist ja mõnitab Solarise värvilahendust.Kommentaar
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http://memokraat.ee/2011/01/turg-sun...1999b22b2e15,0 Natukene harivat lugemist. Puudutab arvamust turu väiksuse ja pingutamise kohta selles.
SoovitanLootus sureb viimasena, ütles usk ja tappis armastuse.
My spell checking is second to nine!Kommentaar
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!Kommentaar
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