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"I like an aggressive team, I want to see a team that is strong, committed and quick on the break.
These are things which Atletico fans have always liked, it helps them identify with and love this shirt."
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
"joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"
"Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."
Forget about the past - you can't change it. Forget about the future - you can't predict it. Forget about the present - I didn't buy you one.
Merry Christmas
An irishman finds hes son doing Charlie( Cocaine). He says : If i see you doing that once more, i rub your fuckin` nose in it !!!
"I like an aggressive team, I want to see a team that is strong, committed and quick on the break.
These are things which Atletico fans have always liked, it helps them identify with and love this shirt."
Tõestus sellest, et koer on inimese parim söber: Pange auto pagasiruumi kinni oma koer ja oma naine, kahe tunni pärast avage pakiruum ja vaadake kumb teid nähes rohkem röömustab.
Blondiin sõidab autoga. Ületab kiirust ja politseinik peab kinni.
„Palun näidake oma sõiduluba!"
Blondiin sobrab kotis. Lõpuks küsib:
„Aga mis see sõiduluba on?"
„Noh see on see, kus teie pilt peal on."
Blondiin otsib edasi, kuni leiab peegli. Vaatab peeglisse ja mõtleb:
„Olen ju mina."
Ulatab siis peegli politseinikule. Politseinik vaatab peeglisse:
„Miks te kohe ei öelnud, et te politseinik olete!"
Täna on ikka müstiline päev uudiste lugemisel...Somaalia piraadid üritavad sõjalaeva kaaperdada, hävituslennukid jälitavad autovargaid...mis järgmiseks?
Täna on ikka müstiline päev uudiste lugemisel...Somaalia piraadid üritavad sõjalaeva kaaperdada, hävituslennukid jälitavad autovargaid...mis järgmiseks?
Kassai valiti eelmise aasta maailma parimaks kohtunikuks.
see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled
"joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"
"Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."
Kassai valiti eelmise aasta maailma parimaks kohtunikuks.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
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