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A man walks up to an attractive woman at a bar and begins to tell her a story.
"The other day, I was walking through the park, when something unexpected bumped against my shoe," he says.
The girl is intrigued. "Well, what was it?" she asks.
"It was a magic lamp," the man says. "I rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said, 'I'll grant you one wish, but this isn't like Aladdin. You don't get to choose your wish. I'll give you two options, and you have to pick one.'"
"What were the choices?"
"The genie said I could have either a flawless memory, or a giant dick."
The girl thinks for a moment. "Wow. Which did you pick?"
"I don't remember."Kommentaar
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I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.Kommentaar
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Women say men can't multi task.
Well, im writing this joke and driving at the saKommentaar
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Läheb naine lihapoodi ja küsib meessoost müüjalt: ''Vabandage,kas teil seakaela on?''
Müüja: ''Ei ole, aga ma võin teile põske anda.''Kommentaar
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Victoria Concordia CrescitKommentaar
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Aga kui ta seda teksti isale näidata ei julge, kas siis võiks olla ka ebaterve? :dAlgselt postitas zelee Vaata postitustKommentaar
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Ei, sest ta ei tee nalja.Algselt postitas Andres. Vaata postitustThe path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.Kommentaar
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Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton 36m
Thiago Silva. That the same pussy thats been injured all season. Another over rated Brazilian. Sort your hamstrings out FatBoy...
what a fucking cuntAlgselt postitas IcemanHofnari maitse totside suhtes on ikka ülekõige.
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Seleção Brasileira @BrazilStats Thiago Silva on Joey Barton: "He is just an attention seeker. No one talks about him so he abuses big players to get people's attention."Algselt postitas hofnar Vaata postitust
Thiago Silva to Joey Barton: "It's weird that a player calls his own country 'shitty', but can't even play for it. What does it make him?"
Pete Acquaviva @PDAcquaviva
Thiago Silva is the best center back in the world. Joey Barton is a QPR player on loan. Topic over.Kommentaar
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Liiga cupis sai Psg'lt tala, Fra cupis sai Psg'lt tala, Liigas peab ka tõenäoliselt Psg võitu vaatama. Raske elu, kui ainuke saavutus on geneetilises loteriis väikse ... nina võitmine.Kommentaar
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