Veits nalja

[cobras]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

man says to wife, i had a wet dream about you last night,

i dreamt you got run over by a bus an pissed myself laughing

[eestimees]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

sain sellise meaili

Ahmed Suleiman. & ASSOCIATE

Assalam Alaikkum. If not, Good Greetings to you.

I am Ahmed Suleiman. of Ahmed Suleiman. & Associates. I am the Personal
Attorney to Mr. David Thompson an America man who unfortunately lost
his life in a Nigerian Cargo plane crash. A Boeing 747 cargo plane
which crashed on Febuary 2001.You shall read more about the crash on
visiting this website.
http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/11/27/nigeria.crash/

After the unfortunate incident, I have made several enquiries to his
Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also
proved unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts, I
decided to trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any member
of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you for your
assistance .

My client came to Nigeria 6years ago to invest in the construction of
private refinery in Nigeria, unfortunately, he could not achieve this
until his untimely death 4years ago. Documents inrespect to that are
with me.Prior to his untimely death, as his attorney, he did tell me
about the money he deposited in one of the commercial banks here in
Nigeria.He deposited the sum of US$31Million in the bank.

I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money left behind by my
client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Due to the present Capitalization exercise by the Central Bank of
Nigeria(CBN) stating that all commercial banks in the country must
increase there capital base to 25billion our local currency before the
Middle of This year, all banks are now busy looking for money to meet
up with the deadline. It is on this note that the bank issued me a
notice to provide the next of kin of my client or have the account
confiscated.
since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 3
years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased.

Upon the conclusion of the transaction, the funds will be shared as
follows: 50% to me, 30% to you, 15% to to charitable organisation to
assist the poor,less priviledge e.t.c,while 5% will be for expenses or
tax as your government may require.

We intend to effect the transfer within a few days from the date of
receipt of the following information:
1)Your name
2)companys name
3)Address
4)Telephone and Fax numbers
5)Age

I will on my side procure all the necessary legal documents required to
back you up as the next of kin to the deceased.I require your honest
cooperation, Trust and Sincerity to enable us see this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Finally, I want you to know that there are some fraudulent mails of
that are been sent to people at times over the net, I am using this
opportunity to inform you about that. I also want to inform you that
this is very real. But if you are not confortable with it, please do
not bother to reply.

Please get in touch with me to enable us discuss further and send me
your fax and telephone


Best regards,

Ahmed Suleiman.

[cobras]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game
in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans
roaring \"Run....run!\"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the
Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick
accent: \"R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!\"

A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously
pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: \"R-r-run
ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!\"

The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the
ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: \"R-r-run
ya Bahstard, r-r-run!\" All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly
and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his
embarrassment whispers, \"He doesn\'t have to run, he got
four balls.\"

\"Walk with pr-r-ride man!\"

[mömm]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

midagi uisufännidele

[vello99]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

A bear, a lion and a chicken are sitting talking about who is the hardest.

The bear says, \"when I bellow the whole forest trembles with fear.\"

The lion says, \"when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear.\"

The chicken says, \"when I sneeze the whole world sh*ts itself.\"

[Nurmekas]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

Kui teie postkastis on kiri, mille päises on sõnad \"kutse\" ja \"kaitseministeerium\", siis kustutage see kiri kiiremas korras, sest tõenäoliselt sisaldab see viirust, mis jätab teid peaaegu aastaks ilma internetiühenduseta.

[eestimees]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

Algselt postitas r0bert13


ma lõi kõkksimise ajal liiga kõrgele ja see läks vastu lampi klaasist kupplid ja sellel olid killud taga:P

[vincent]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

Algselt postitas eestimees

Algselt postitas r0bert13


ma lõi kõkksimise ajal liiga kõrgele ja see läks vastu lampi klaasist kupplid ja sellel olid killud taga:P

siin veel huumorit samast allikast.

[Mõnuagent 007]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

tra ma lihtsalt ei või. Rooside sõjas tuli välja, et Albert Einstein sai Nobeli rahupreemia (11 inimest + mõlemad lõpumängijad) ning Hispaania keelt räägitakse sellistes maades nagu Portugal (21 inimest), Brasiilia (natuke üle 10-e) ja Luksemburg.

Vingub noormees, kes arvas, et EL-i parlament istub Brüsselis.

[MihkelPallak]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

http://www.multgames.onru.ru/multgames/multopen/739.html

Keegi ei tea muidu selle laulu nime, mis seal hommikul tuleb raadiost...?

[Scooter]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

Millest tunned ära,et oled nakatunud linnugrippi:
1. Hakkad nokkima (kaastöötajate kallal)
2. Poolest päevast hakkad munele (enamasti töö juures)
3. Kui muna ka ei õnnestunud,siis kaagutad ikka (jälle töö juures)
4. Ihule tekib kananahk
5. Ja kui pärast seda veel kirema võtab, pole vaja enam järgmise päeva pärast muretseda - keegi sind nagunii enam tööle ei oota.

[mikc]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

ma ei tea, kas see on siin olnud, aga ma ei saa jätta postitamata:
http://www.aegmaha.com/?id=1979&otsing=saatejuht

[cobras]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

omal ajal oli tegu ühe eesti tuuningufirma foorumiga... nüüd on sellest saanud kurat teab mis

[Scooter]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

Mis te siia neid linke postitate?!

[ek]

Vastus teemale \'Veits nalja\'

Kokku saavad karu, lõvi ja kana ning hakkavad kiitlema.
Karu ütleb: \"Kui mina möirgan metsas, siis kogu mets väriseb hirmust!\"\'
Lõvi ütleb: \"Kui mina möirgan savannis, siis kogu savann kardab mind!\"
Kana muheleb ja lisab: \"Õige mul asi! Mul pruugib vaid korraks köhida, kui mind kardab kogu planeet!\"