ASTON VILLA FOOTBALL CLUB

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Noo, ei vea kuidagi herr Djemba-Djembal. Ei saa ta Premierhsipi mitte kuidagi hakkama \"kahju\" Mis kuulsa kukkumisega ta Evertoni vastu hakkama sai millest kõik räägivad?

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Küll topelt-djembalt tuleb veel teine tulemine, vaja üksnes usku O\'Leary heale ninale. Leedsiski oli ju alguses see Seth Johnson vms. kes alguses hirmsat kriitikat sai, aga vaata milliseks mängumeheks kujunes...

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Press Release - Immediate.

Villa Fans Combined will be organising a \"Show Doug The Red Card\" protest at the home game against Middlesbrough on Saturday.

We will be handing twenty thousand red cards prior to the game for Supporters to hold up to demonstrate that they have had enough of the mediocrity, underachievement and lack of backing given to the managers of the club over the past 22 years. Spending after sales amounts to between £4-6 million per season, not the £109million total that Mr Ellis claims.

The fans have seen the last 3 managers walk out. With the relationship between the Chairman and the Manager being the most important one within a club, they have heard Graham Taylor state that \"There are fundamental problems at Aston Villa ... a club... run by the chairman/chief executive, Doug Ellis, for Doug Ellis and on behalf of Doug Ellis.\" John Gregory stated that Ellis is \"stuck in a time warp...talking big while acting small\"

VFC recognises that the club can\'t keep changing the manager, while retaining a Chairman who is in place solely for his own interests. We all have our own opinions on particular managers but it should be clear to all fans that no matter who is running the team there is one common factor at the club holding it back.

The fans have seen the club again fail to back the manager in signing players. Despite promises in the summer when Mr Ellis said \"we\'re not finished, I\'ll have the last laugh\" only for no further players to be bought - the fans aren\'t laughing Doug. We have seen an injury-hit small squad fail to be bolstered and fall away from the progress made last season. The £900,000 spent on Manchester Utd reserve Eric Djemba Djemba in January was clearly inadequate. VFC asks whether the problem lies in the area exposed upon former director Mark Ansell\'s resignation when fans were told that Ellis \"will retain sole control of dealings with the manager, agents and players and nobody within the game wants to deal with him.\"

Backed up by the views of past players - Dennis Mortimer has said \"all Ellis knows is how to cling on to his own job come what may\", while Tony Cascarino wrote that \"Ellis is a busybody, patronising and has a tendency to irritate managers and players, who end up leaving as a consequence.\"

VFC is calling for fans to get behind the team during the game, but prior to kick off to hold up their red cards to show they are desperate for Aston Villa to succeed and that we all see Ellis and success as incompatible. VFC wants Mr Ellis to actively seek new investment into the club and to recognise that after 22 years of underachievement he must go to allow the club to move forward.


WE WANT ELLIS OUT SAY WANT ELLIS OUT!!

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jihaaa, cant control läks tagasi chelsea\'sse.. black shit

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Hmm, siis kui väravaid lõi, oli Carlton Goal, nüüd black shit. Wassup?

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mis teha, olen fickle.. ja väravaid lõi ta tavaliselt inglismaa u-21 eest.. black shit on sellepärast, et ta on must ja sitt on ta ka. vähemalt meie eest. ja sitaks muutus ta siis kui tabloidid hakkasid kisendama, et kohe kutsub chelsea ta tagasi..

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juan pablo angel läks tänahommikuse treeningu ajal katki ja ei ole laupäeval rivis. time to unleash gabriel agbonlahor

rääkides gabrielist, siis täna pani ta allkirja alla oma esimesel profilepingule, mis seob tead klubiga järgmiseks kaheks aastaks. ja kui kõik läheb nii kui peab, siis 2 aasta pärast saab juba uue ja uhkema lepingu

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mõeldud piss-take\'ina sha ajuhiiglaste poolt, kuid minu meelest väga andekas

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noniinoniinonii

juba parem. meie vanadekodu meeskonda aeti auku 2:0 tulemusega. martin laursen ja lucky luke moore lõid oma esimesed väravad klubi eest. esimene periood oli nagu oli aga teine oli täitsa pandav. järgmine mäng on võõrsil räpaste rentsilelukatega. tollest matshist aga pole vist eriti midagi loota..

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offitsiaalne internetilehekülg raporteerib:

Midfielder Signs Deal

Steven Davis today put pen-to-paper on a new Villa deal, tying him to the club until June 2008.

The 20-year-old midfielder has been a revelation since breaking into David O\'Leary\'s squad earlier this season.

He returned to the side for a tenth Premiership start in the 2-0 home win against Middlesbrough on Saturday and has made 20 first-team appearances since his debut at Norwich in September.

Academy graduate Davis has quickly become a firm favourite with the Villa faithful and, in addition to his Premiership breakthrough, has also forced his way into the senior Northern Ireland squad.

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!

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eile õhtul lükkasi meie reservid 2-0 ahju keemialinna noored ilma gaasimaske kasutamata. gaasimaskidega oleks tulem veelgi parem olnud.. väravd lõi gabriel agbonlahor ja stefan moore. peaksime vist jälle tabeli tipus olema

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TRUE VILLAINS HATE SHA!!

Don your protective clothing, and have a bath as soon as you get home, folks, because this week we’re visiting the hovel on the hill. That’s right, it’s time again for us to say a friendly hello to those wretched, gypsy-fearing scumbags across the A38- Small Heath Alliance.

It’s 16 years since we beat these street bin bothering monsters, but applying the same thinking it’s 42 years since they beat us in any of the cups. Yes, we haven’t played them in the cup every year since then, but like I said, it’s the same sense of logic.

“5-0”, they cry in honour of their seemingly two-legged victory over us in their first season EVER in the Premiership. Again, same logic applied, we beat them 13-0 in the 88/9 season over three cup matches (for our younger readers, these stinking porn peddlers haven’t been in the top flight for very long and we only used to play them in the cups).

Speaking of cups, a quick glance to the trophy cabinet at Sty Andrews shows that… wait… call the police- they’ve all been nicked! No need to send for forensics, though. These deluded, inbred peasants haven’t had any need to fit an alarm on this particular room (that honour is reserved the vaults full of rhythm mags they keep under the shambles they call a stadium), let alone check it for fingerprints. Unfortunately, they’ve never won anything. They beat us every now and again, though, so that keeps them happy and stops them from roaming the streets battering pensioners.

So, how will you recognise the ‘noses on matchday. Well, they’ll be wearing those horrible blue rags for a start, and they’ll have hunched shoulders, elongated foreheads, and will be dripping in Elizabeth Duke “gold”. They’ll probably be clutching pay as you go mobile phones and quite possibly a cudgel of some sort, which they will attempt to hit you with if you get too near. Overall they look a bit like those fat things which used to live in the garden on FraggleRock. Only uglier, and with the accent and intellect which gives Birmingham a bad name.

No doubt they’ll turn us over again on Sunday, but don’t go thinking it’s because they’re better than us. The truth is that we have a long standing agreement with Birmingham City Council that if we give the scum 6 points per season, they’ll give us planning permission when we need to build a new stand at Villa Park (which is regularly host to over 35,000 people and has recently been the scene of countless cup semi-finals, England matches and even a European final). Small Heath, too, have been seeking planning permission, but they wouldn’t only be content with an enormous, quarter full identikit stadium. No, they want to add a casino, and most probably a pole dancing club too.

Speaking of indentikits, it can’t be long until their annoying Geordie gaffer leaves for pastures new. It’s the longest he’s ever been at a club as a manager, so if he doesn’t jump ship soon, it’s only a matter of time before he gets sent packing for spending all of Pornodwarf’s hard earned mucky money on rubbish players. The only hero they have had since the cloven hoofed Trevor Francis left for Nottingham Forest recently stated family reasons were behind his decision to move further away from his family and join Blackburn. Sad, really. But I think they’ll miss him more than we will.

There are countless other reasons why our neighbours should be held with contempt. Barry Fry, Steve Claridge, Noel Blake, Karren Brady, Paul Tit (sp?) and several other Blose legends form part of the good reason that they are a national joke

The laughably unemployable, illiterate scroungers who make up their support are misguided enough to think that we are jealous because they’ve got the name of the city. Well, I’m certainly not jealous. The name of Aston Villa is revered throughout Europe. I’m more upset than jealous. I don’t covet the name, I just wish, as a fiercely proud Brummie, that someone more deserving of the name had taken it. Since the dawn of time these knuckle draggers have sullied the name of my glorious city by rampaging through places like Blackpool battering civilians and smashing up shops. They call themselves Zulus, but there’s no sign of Michael Caine. Just gurning thugs with one thing in common- they’ve all got a pair of testicles wrapped in Andrex hanging around their neck.

The team being rubbish is unavoidable, and doesn’t really matter, but the neanderthals who follow them are more suited to carrying a dead animal than the name of the city. I don’t want this thing which they stole, I just wish they’d give it to Paget Rangers or someone who would at least do it justice.

So, in conclusion, why must we beat Small Heath Alliance? Well, quite simply, because it’s about time we did. These cretins have been attempting to lord it up over us ever since they just about scraped promotion. Well they’ve had their fun, and it’s time for the real monarchy to reclaim the throne.

Step aside you detestable, unwashed rabble. Crawl back into your rented caves and get back to sniffing glue and ordering expensive trainers out of the Grattan catalogue. The real pride of the city, the team who everyone associates with Birmingham- despite your laughable efforts- is about to squash you like the insects you are.

The council can keep their planning permission.

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moore moore moore
lucky luke viidi u19 koondisest üle u21. get in!!
vend stefan läks laenule lesterisse

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ONCE A SMALL HEATH ALWAYS A SCUM!!