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thepantomimehorse asked: Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, How do I let my friend with benefits know that I want to date him?
Pull his dick out, and start giving him a real good blowjob. After a minute or two say, “Tell me when you’re about to cum. I wanna do somethin’ special for you.” He’ll be real excited and shit, right? Keep suckin’. More suckin’. Even more suckin’. Finally, he’s ready to blow. So when he says, “Ok - I’m ‘bout to cum!” Stop suckin’ and put his dick down. He’ll look at you with the most WTF look on his face you ever seen. He’ll say, “What’s the matter? Why’d you stop?” That’s when you say, “I want to continue, but I need a commitment from you first. I want to date you for real.” If he doesn’t say, “Okay! Yes! I want to date you too! Let’s get serious!” right after that, then my name ain’t Pink Shoe LaRue, and bitch, my mothafuckin’ name is Pink Shoe LaRue.
Pink Shoe LaRue
p.s. Finish the blowjob after that. Don’t wanna give him ballsack-itis.
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WHO IS PINK SHOE LARUE YOU ASK?
I used to be the biggest pimp in Las Vegas. Now I'm a motivational speaker and self-help author.
thepantomimehorse asked: Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, How do I let my friend with benefits know that I want to date him?
Pull his dick out, and start giving him a real good blowjob. After a minute or two say, “Tell me when you’re about to cum. I wanna do somethin’ special for you.” He’ll be real excited and shit, right? Keep suckin’. More suckin’. Even more suckin’. Finally, he’s ready to blow. So when he says, “Ok - I’m ‘bout to cum!” Stop suckin’ and put his dick down. He’ll look at you with the most WTF look on his face you ever seen. He’ll say, “What’s the matter? Why’d you stop?” That’s when you say, “I want to continue, but I need a commitment from you first. I want to date you for real.” If he doesn’t say, “Okay! Yes! I want to date you too! Let’s get serious!” right after that, then my name ain’t Pink Shoe LaRue, and bitch, my mothafuckin’ name is Pink Shoe LaRue.
Pink Shoe LaRue
p.s. Finish the blowjob after that. Don’t wanna give him ballsack-itis.
fo' more - http://pinkshoelarue.tumblr.com/
WHO IS PINK SHOE LARUE YOU ASK?
I used to be the biggest pimp in Las Vegas. Now I'm a motivational speaker and self-help author.
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