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  • Jasper
    Maldini Baresi Rivera
    • May 2003
    • 16175

    #2431
    see polegi siin olnud?

    thepantomimehorse asked: Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, How do I let my friend with benefits know that I want to date him?

    Pull his dick out, and start giving him a real good blowjob. After a minute or two say, “Tell me when you’re about to cum. I wanna do somethin’ special for you.” He’ll be real excited and shit, right? Keep suckin’. More suckin’. Even more suckin’. Finally, he’s ready to blow. So when he says, “Ok - I’m ‘bout to cum!” Stop suckin’ and put his dick down. He’ll look at you with the most WTF look on his face you ever seen. He’ll say, “What’s the matter? Why’d you stop?” That’s when you say, “I want to continue, but I need a commitment from you first. I want to date you for real.” If he doesn’t say, “Okay! Yes! I want to date you too! Let’s get serious!” right after that, then my name ain’t Pink Shoe LaRue, and bitch, my mothafuckin’ name is Pink Shoe LaRue.

    Pink Shoe LaRue

    p.s. Finish the blowjob after that. Don’t wanna give him ballsack-itis.


    fo' more - http://pinkshoelarue.tumblr.com/

    WHO IS PINK SHOE LARUE YOU ASK?
    I used to be the biggest pimp in Las Vegas. Now I'm a motivational speaker and self-help author.
    jokers to the right
    clowns to the left of me

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    • moya
      Amatöör
      • Sep 2001
      • 2054

      #2432
      Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
      A: They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin in the whole country.

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      • Jasper
        Maldini Baresi Rivera
        • May 2003
        • 16175

        #2433
        teemast tuntud sangar




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          #2434
          on the scale from 1 to 10, how old is your girlfriend?
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            Legend has it that when N'Golo Kante lost his virginity, he immediately won it back again.

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            • Jasper
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              #2436
              Algselt postitanud kasutaja billybob poolt
              on the scale from 1 to 10, how old is your girlfriend?
              vana hea


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                #2437
                Õppevideo võhikutele.
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                  #2438
                  We have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.

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                    #2439
                    Pildid. Ilusad. Sõnumiga. Vahel harva istockist ja 4chanist ka kasu.

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                        #2441
                        Koomikseid: http://imgur.com/a/OEUtK#Sii6e
                        When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!

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                          Deep Thought
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                          #2442
                          We have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.

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                              #2444




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