To the tune of 'The animals went in two by two':
He's half a boy, he's half a girl
Torres, Torres,
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres, Torres,
He wears a frock, he loves the cock,
he sells his ass on Albert dock
Fernando Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side.
His armband proved he was a red,
Torres, Torres,
we fucked him off and signed Tevez,
Torres, Torres,
now he's playing for the Scouse,
the fans are gonna rob his house,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9.
He's half a boy, he's half a girl
Torres, Torres,
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres, Torres,
He wears a frock, he loves the cock,
he sells his ass on Albert dock
Fernando Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side.
His armband proved he was a red,
Torres, Torres,
we fucked him off and signed Tevez,
Torres, Torres,
now he's playing for the Scouse,
the fans are gonna rob his house,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9.
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