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Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
The Premiership.
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
sellega seoses meenus väidetavalt tõestisündind lugu ühe firma it-osakonnast, kus otsustati kõigile töötajatele ühtse vormi järgi meiliaadressid teha. Ainult et miskipärast mitte kujul eesnimi.perekonnanimi@..., vaid eesnimi pluss perekonnanime esitäht. No sujus kõik ilusti, kuni jõuti töötajani nimega Laivi Tamm. Toas püsis tükk aega kandev paus, siis viimaks üks it-vend venitas hapu näoga \"no MINA talle küll tema uut aadressi ütlema ei lähe!!\"
armastan ma headust üle kõige vihkan lolleKommentaar
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
Järjekordne tore test, mis ütleb, et ma olen The Last Man on Earth ehk Random Brutal Sex Dreamer ehk
sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
You don\'t think things through. You\'re haphazard. You\'re dangerous. You\'re somewhat inexperienced. It\'s totally obvious that you\'re a horny bugger, as well.
There\'s a small, but negligible, chance we\'re wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There\'s nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
We have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.Kommentaar
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
Fakk, uskumatu. Mina kui kõige armsam ja tagasihoidlikum noormees, keda maailmas nähtud ning siis see test annab sellise vastuse. naljanumbrid. kurat.
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)
Don\'t ever marry, you\'re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There\'s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It\'s unlikely
you\'re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
\"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.\"
AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis KhuntKommentaar
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
naljatilgad....
The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You\'re carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it\'s not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You\'re a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you\'re not scoring enough--which you aren\'t--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.Kommentaar
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
http://www.7grush.ru/smile/mylife/index.htmlLootus sureb viimasena, ütles usk ja tappis armastuse.
My spell checking is second to nine!Kommentaar
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
Missugune keeleoskus te oskate?
Kunagi oli Delfis uudis Venemaal välja antud põnevast Vene-Eesti vestmikust, kus igasugu keelelisi pärleid. Needsamad ning mõned veel on internetis loetavad siit.
Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
The Premiership.
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975Kommentaar
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
Hobbit name
Elf name
Maarja aka Primula Boffin of Whitfurrows aka Ireth Mithrandír
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
Vabandan, kui on juba olnud, aga
Strip generator
Jäi silma, kui Roonemaa tutvustas seda põgusalt täna hommikul. Ja kui sealt Gallery võtta, siis pole mina ainuke, kellele see meelde jäi.Minu nimi on jyriöö, aga sõbrad kutsuvad mind tavaliselt külla.Kommentaar
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!Kommentaar
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Vastus teemale \'toredaid linke vol2\'
Jobu!Algselt postitas eston maravilha
hoffmeister laulab tuntud viise
DELFI: FC Levadia võitis 24:0 (vs. FC Soccernet)
Ljohha: "See number 14 oli soccernetil ainuke mees kes midagi jagas"
AD e. Andekas Disainer...Kommentaar
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Algselt postitanud kasutaja tank pooltKommentaar
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