Just seen on the weather forecast, that there predicting at least 7 inches of snow.
Well, it was a male weatherman, so that'll be more like 4 inches.
Well, it was a male weatherman, so that'll be more like 4 inches.
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Tallinna abilinnapea rõhutas, et täna vaadatakse kriitilised piirkonnad veel üle. Esimeste suuremate lume väljavedudega alustati tema sõnul nädalavahetusel, kui Tallinnast viidi välja 15 kuupmeetrit lund.
tulevik on tunni aja pärastKommentaar
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Ma arvan, et see peaks siia käima.
Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
The Premiership.
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975Kommentaar
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Ma ei teadnud täpselt millise teema alla seda täpselt postitada, aga see tundus paslik koht. Tegelikult ei tea ma, miks ma üldse seda postitama pidin. Liiga jabur lihtsalt.
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We have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.Kommentaar
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harrad, harrad, puksid jalga, muidu kulmuvad kellad ara!!!
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armastan ma headust üle kõige vihkan lolleKommentaar
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kuigi see ple ebaterve, jätkame Maury Povichi lainel:
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The gorgeous woman from next door popped round today and said,"Hello handsome, are you free tonight?"
I said, "Er... wow... yes, yes I am."
She said, "Brilliant, can you watch my daughter while I go out?"
Ah well, when one door closes, another one opens.
I've just found out the little African boy I sponsor died in September.
I am totally devastated.
I could have cancelled the Direct Debit fucking months ago.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dave."
"Dave who?"
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
I always find a good wank is spoilt when I am watching a woman masturbate on Pornhub and then a man arrives with his cock out and joins in.
"Fuck off, Dad, and watch your own porn!" I said.Kommentaar
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