ebaterve huumor

[Marek_T]

? mis selles ebatervet on? Stallone oli väravas. See on pigem ebaterve.

Ah, võta iisilt. Kõik ei peagi teadma vanameeste lemmikuid. See film oli minu absoluutne lemmik. No raisk, mõtle ise - jalgpall, natsid ja Stallone ühes filmis! Raisk! Noh!

[orbitaaljaam]

Kõik ei peagi teadma vanameeste lemmikuid.

Mulle öeldi just, et ma olen vana

[Marek_T]

Mina võtan seda tavaliselt komplimendina.

[fitti]

[dimaggio]

kurat..esmapilgul vaatasin, et wes welker

[metssiga]

? mis selles ebatervet on? Stallone oli väravas. See on pigem ebaterve.

krt ebaterve on see, et kui seda filmi igiammu näidati, siis mina ja teised hoovi tatid kargasid pmst kõik peaaegu neerud lahti, et Pele käärlööki jäljendada

[fitti]

Vennad Gallagherid annavad nõu:

[hofnar]

[Mõnuagent 007]

krt ebaterve on see, et kui seda filmi igiammu näidati, siis mina ja teised hoovi tatid kargasid pmst kõik peaaegu neerud lahti, et Pele käärlööki jäljendada

Ära isegi meenuta...

[Katk]

hofnari leid on kuld.
Selliseid annab ikka leida, po-angliski on vist natuke nõrk

[wiiner]

https://www.facebook.com/dreamonlyworld

[hofnar]

Kui Jumal mõistust jagas, olid inimesed Facebookis kampaaniad jagamas.

[taku*]

HAH

päris huvitav

[rauulo]

Liiga ebaterve.

Mike gets a call at work he had been waiting for. The baby is coming and the wifes already at the hospital! He hightails it from work gets there as fast as he can, and paces in the waiting room. A few minutes pass and a doctor comes out and asks "Are you mr Smith?"

"Yes yes whats the news?"

"You need to see this, its unbelievable but, YOUR CHILD CAN FLY"

Mike follows him into the nursery with a "Is this guy retarded" face.

The doctor walks right up to the newborn in the crib and picks him up slightly and then lets go. The baby lands softly on his back.

"Hmm weird he just did it a second ago" So the doctor picks the baby up out of the crib and lets go. The baby hits the ground with a sickening thud.

By now Mike is furious.

"NO IM SERIOUS HE JUST DID IT A SECOND AGO SEE LOOK"

And what that, the doctor opens up the window on the fifth floor nursery and slings the baby out the window. The baby boomerangs right into a parked car, shattering the windshield, glass and guts go spraying everywhere.

Just as Mike reaches his arm back to punch the everliving FUCK out of the doctor he says

"Nah man im just messin with ya. It was a stillborn"

[$$$]

A guy gets shitfaced and picks up a girl at a bar. Goes back to her place for some sexytime. Things start heating up so he starts to go down on her. Everything is going good, until he starts choking. He steps back, hacking, and coughs up a peanut. Considering he was at a bar, he doesn't think twice about it, apologizes and keeps going. Starts choking again. Steps back, coughs up a half eaten piece of hot dog. With a look of disgust he asks "are you sick or something?" She replies "no, but the guy last night was..."