ebaterve huumor

[rainis007]

Votvot, mis kõik teada saab

Rainis 5 up, 2 down
Possibly Japanese.
Usually someone who's popular, tanned and tall. Otherwise, totally hot.
Oh, my gosh! That guy is so Rainis!

[Kasper]

Pole üldse ebaterve huumor...

The greatest guy in the world. This guy is normally super hot, smart, athletic, and owns every single human in the world.

The name 'Kasper' or 'Casper' originates from American Pie, as he has sex with the hot girls, and parties hard and all that.

He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"

"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper could get her .. "

It means to be 'Awesome','Cool', or a 'Legend'.
" Matey, i scored so badly yesterday, it was amazing !! "

"Dude! Your so Kasper!"

[Marek_T]

Tartu proua loobib võõraid autosid soustiga.

Ma nii lootsin pealkirja klikkides, et Jaak Leer on Õhtulehte läinud, aga... Ei.

[piimamees]

Argo

the key word in a classic "knock-knock" joke.

pat: knock-knock!
nat: who's there?
pat: argo.
nat: argo who?
pat: ARGO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

meh.

[Kenny's Heroes]

ma sain päris naljakad
A stoner-type. Friends with almost everyone, mostly for the fact that they always have weed.
ja
To receive a handjob from a girl wearing rings. ...ai

[Shaq]

Taavi
- bigger than a toaster, smaller than a rocketship and faster than a ninja on speed
- Don't fuck with Taavi, he'll cut you!

Not very usual name, given by the ancient Greece god Zeus himself. He is a semi-god, half-human and half-god. People may usually know this person by the nickname Hercules, Alexander the Great, Achilles and so on...hes just reborning to this world all over again.

Theres even and incident when Chuck Norris himself ran away from Taavi-scared off the consencuenses meeting him. Hes the most powerfull, probably the most beautiful person who have ever lived. Every mortal women wants to make love with him, even men. But Taavis are allways heteros, no gay Taavi ever recorded yet hasnt born.

Päris meeldiv

[Martin]

Keegi võiks veel enda nime kohta käivat postitada.

If you burn a Koran, a Muslim may burn your house down.
Jokes on him - my house is full of Korans.

[marv3llous]

Marko
The most handsome man on the planet, who gets all the girls and fucks all the bitches.
movie star looks! marko antonio salis

[hofnar]

aitab kah selle nime värgiga äkki

A young boy saved a priest's life yesterday in England


He found a lump on the priest's testicle.

[zelee]

Sobib vast siia

Paar nädalat tagasi tahtis Tallinna kunstihoone kuraator Harry Liivrand kutsuda linnapead kunstihoone 75. juubeli tähistamisele. Helistas siis Liivrand linnavalitsusse, kus ta ühendati linnapea nõuniku Katrin Siskaga, kes tegeleb teatavasti ka kultuuriküsimustega.

Siska olevat Liivranna käest küsinud, et kus see kunstihoone täpselt asub. Liivrand palunud Siskal vaadata välja linnavalitsuse maja aknast, kust üle Vabaduse väljaku kunstihoone ilusasti paistab. Et kohvik Moskva hoone kõrval punaste sammastega maja näed, kirjeldanud Liivrand kunstihoone asukohta. Siska tundnud veel huvi, et kus seal parkida saab.

Liivrand rõhutas veel ajaloolist järjepidevust - et linnapea oli kohal ka kunstihoone avamisel 1934. aastal. Et Savisaar osales juba siis, olevat Siska rahul olnud.

[zip]

Did you mean cologne?

[Marek_T]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/connor-wickhams-goal-danny-roses-red-card-brawl-amid-racist-claims-england-u21-v-serbia-u21/

Serblased olid, on ja jäävad ahvideks, nii tribüünil, pingil kui väljakul. Täiesti uskumatu.

[2mSööt3mMööda]

Mis seal siis humoorikat oli?

[atleticomadrid]

Mis seal siis humoorikat oli?

EBATERVE huumori konks üldiselt ongi see, et huumorit ei ole.

[wordprez]

Ma mõtlesin seni, et huumor ikka on. Ebaterve. Kõiges ebaterves ei pruugi huumorit olla, aga siia teemasse vast satub just sellist, ei?