Kui see on sinu esimene külastus, siis palun tutvu korduma kippuvate küsimustega. Selleks, et teha postitusi, tuleb Sul end kasutajaks registreerida. Postitusi saad lugeda ka ilma registreerimata.
Postimees: Värsked uudised Eestist ja välismaalt. Loe lähemalt
see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled
"joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"
"Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."
Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in
my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a
look".
"Fuck me! " says the doctor " what could have made a hole
as big as that? "
Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this
hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".
“Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become reality.”
"joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"
"Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."
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