Kui see on sinu esimene külastus, siis palun tutvu korduma kippuvate küsimustega. Selleks, et teha postitusi, tuleb Sul end kasutajaks registreerida. Postitusi saad lugeda ka ilma registreerimata.
"Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."
krt.. ma ei viitsi seda lõopuni lugeda - see kogu teema on ju nali? see "naine" on ju mees? tuli ju nii välja?
mõned leheküljed hiljem selline info, ei viitsinud ka lõpuni lugeda
I don't write erotica but I do write. Don't get paid for it though. My writing is a little more high profile than erotica generally. I stay anonymous though so I can never be compensated for my work.
mõned leheküljed hiljem selline info, ei viitsinud ka lõpuni lugeda
See oli nalis elles mõttes, et antud foorumi kasutaja muidugi ei olnud too mees, aga selline paarike väidetavalt kuskil USA avarustes täitsa eksisteerib.
I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
I don't write erotica but I do write. Don't get paid for it though. My writing is a little more high profile than erotica generally. I stay anonymous though so I can never be compensated for my work.
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Okay," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Sobbing...
Naked...
and erect.
Kuulge, OK. Mai tea kuhu seda postitada aga Tomm keeras kõik ****! Tõsiselt no. Mõtles, te ma tegin nalja ja helsitas INESele!!! A no loomulikult see oligi Inese päris nr. eksole... ja ta tutvustas ennast minu nimega kah veel. Nüüd on tal tel. väljas no... mis ma veel tegema pean?!
A teate, mis mul käe peal on ve? Kui ma saaks praegu siia pildi postitada, siis kõik ütleks, et ma olen üks paras EMO. A no tegelt koer rsk hüppas mul veeni lõhki täiega... tõsiselt!
Homme äkki panen pildi ka sellest... päris tõsine EMO no...
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