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    kui see naljana polnud mõeldud, siis on veidi imelik sellise asja üle ju naerda vms?
    või olen mina veider?
    olgem kristlased, vabandused on esitatud

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      Algselt postitas elx Vaata postitust
      "Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
      and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

      krt.. ma ei viitsi seda lõopuni lugeda - see kogu teema on ju nali? see "naine" on ju mees? tuli ju nii välja?


      mõned leheküljed hiljem selline info, ei viitsinud ka lõpuni lugeda
      I don't write erotica but I do write. Don't get paid for it though. My writing is a little more high profile than erotica generally. I stay anonymous though so I can never be compensated for my work.

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        Algselt postitas dareth Vaata postitust
        http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=100082781

        mõned leheküljed hiljem selline info, ei viitsinud ka lõpuni lugeda
        See oli nalis elles mõttes, et antud foorumi kasutaja muidugi ei olnud too mees, aga selline paarike väidetavalt kuskil USA avarustes täitsa eksisteerib.

        http://www.last.fm/user/kurat_

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          see on täiesti klassikaline kellegi mõnitamine põhjusel, et nad pole sama ilusad kui meie. tavaline ebaterve huumor minu arust.
          Jack of all trades, Master of nuns

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            seega pole huumor

            va. see koht:
            I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
            BVB - Vaprus

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              http://www.naistemaailm.ee/artikkel.php?id=14860 Seks heitgaasitoru kaudu

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                Algselt postitas dannar Vaata postitust
                "Ta kasutab autoga seksides alati kondoomi."

                good for him
                I don't write erotica but I do write. Don't get paid for it though. My writing is a little more high profile than erotica generally. I stay anonymous though so I can never be compensated for my work.

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                  http://www.ohtuleht.ee/index.aspx?id=305716 tõeline külaporno

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                    http://www.epl.ee/artikkel/450193 te ei kujuta ette, mis toimetuses selle kirja saamise järel toimus

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                      My daddy was a bankrobber

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                        täpselt siinse teema kohta käiv leht:
                        BVB - Vaprus

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                          Algselt postitas elx Vaata postitust
                          täpselt siinse teema kohta käiv leht:
                          http://www.sickipedia.org/
                          hahaha
                          What would Peter Crouch be if he wasn't a Premiership footballer?

                          A virgin


                          priceless

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                            Algselt postitas elx Vaata postitust
                            täpselt siinse teema kohta käiv leht:
                            http://www.sickipedia.org/
                            Why I fired my secretary:

                            Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
                            "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
                            I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
                            My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

                            As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
                            "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
                            It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
                            I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
                            We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
                            She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
                            We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
                            On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
                            I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
                            She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
                            After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
                            "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
                            "Okay," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
                            Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".
                            And I just sat there...
                            On the couch...
                            Sobbing...
                            Naked...
                            and erect.

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                              te vist ei lugenud martini postitust.

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                                Kuulge, OK. Mai tea kuhu seda postitada aga Tomm keeras kõik ****! Tõsiselt no. Mõtles, te ma tegin nalja ja helsitas INESele!!! A no loomulikult see oligi Inese päris nr. eksole... ja ta tutvustas ennast minu nimega kah veel. Nüüd on tal tel. väljas no... mis ma veel tegema pean?!

                                A teate, mis mul käe peal on ve? Kui ma saaks praegu siia pildi postitada, siis kõik ütleks, et ma olen üks paras EMO. A no tegelt koer rsk hüppas mul veeni lõhki täiega... tõsiselt!

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