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[orbitaaljaam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaQrUL-LX-4

vana ta ju on, aga võibolla pole mõni kuulnud-alcohol mix

[Calva]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14d3OeT-gNM&feature=related

[Crackerz]

"Well, the US does not have a chance in hell to win this* one, but it will sure whet their appetite. It is nice* to see Team USA so close to achieving a milestone,* maybe this will wake them up and show them that it is* within reach and they just need more dedication and* maybe just one superstar.
The US lacks better soccer* players becasue most really gifted athletes opt for* more lucrative sports like basketball, football and* baseball, can't blame them for chasing the money,* but until soccer becomes a better money maker for* player, the US will remain right where it is right now,* oh so close."

Kommentaar Brasiilia-USA mängu kohta

[Tundmatu]

http://www.upload.ee/image/114307/idiot.jpg

[EgoTrip]

ära ole piider, võta pirni siider

ma tahan, et mu muru oleks emo,siis ta lõiguks end ise

[Scooter]

ANSIP JA SAVISAAR LÄHEVAD SÖÖMA
Istuvad siis Ansip ja Savisaar laua taga.
Tuleb kelner ja küsib Ansipilt: "Mida sööte,kas kana või siga?"
ANSIP: "Kana"
KELNER: "Aga siga?"
ANSIP: "Siga võtab ka kana!"

[ek]

Teema on päästetud, oli ka viimane aeg juba

[Raix]

Kas see lihtne teema on juba olnud??

http://www.perekool.ee/index.php?id=36679&class=forum_schnell&action=view_post&post=4242855

[BCfey]

Kas see lihtne teema on juba olnud??

http://www.perekool.ee/index.php?id=...t&post=4242855

See on kindlasti siit läbi käinud

[Shermann]

Should have seen the shit I had last night.

It was so big, Madonna tried to adopt it.

[kaks või]

true story, jooksin täna niipalju, et pluus oli kuidagi hõõrunud nibu peale villi vms. räigelt valus on :/

[Calva]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jp6Y1Yh6Bs

[Shermann]

[MMclub]

Saudi being interviewed at the US Embassy
Consul: Your name, please?
Saudi: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Saudi: Six times a week
Consul: I mean male or female
Saudi: Both male and female sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow
Saudi: Yes, cows and dogs too
Consul: Man, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: Horse style, doggy style, any style
Consul: Oh dear!!
Saudi: Deer? No deer, they run too fast

[Maarek]

A little nigger was helping it's grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandma! I'm a white boy now!" His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mom what he'd said. He goes into the living room and says, "Look momma! I'm a white boy now!" His mom whoops his ass and tells him to go tell his father what he'd told her. He walks outside and says, "Look pappy! I'm a white boy now!" His father whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned. He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers!