Veits nalja

[Horatio]

Millest koosnes Fääri saarte TV üleeileõhtune kava? Kahest õudusfilmist: "Saag 1" ja "Saag 2"

[kardo]

sa ei pea teiste nalju ühest teemast teise copyma

[EgoTrip]

mina polnud seda lugenud, ning see on väga andekas nali tegelikult

[Nurmekas]

See oli tõesti Eesti-Fääri saarte teemas, ent koondisemängude teemasid on väga mahukad ja neid tagantjärgi on keeruline lugeda, seega täitsa õigesse kohta vist tuli.

Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?


You can't marmalade your dick up a girls ass

[Horatio]

sa ei pea teiste nalju ühest teemast teise copyma

No sorri, mina leidsin selle hoopis ühest teisest foorumist ja polnud seda siin foorumis kohanud.

[dnb]

Muide Kaimar on ise ka öelnud et tema lemmikfilm on "Saag".

[Montag]

[författare]

i lolled,fo' real.

[freestyle01]

Things on my head.

tüübil on paarkümmend videot, kus ta lihtsalt vahib 1min20seki kaamerasse. kuid alles nüüd läheb põnevaks !!!!!! tal on alati midagi peas! mõnikord on jogurt, mõnikord hamster või teekann. leiva pea peal hoidmisest on valminud lausa 5-osaline thriller !!!!!! SOOVITAN !!!! ja inimesed reaalselt vaatavad ka teda, mida näitab ligi 14,000 subscriberite arv.

väike stiilinäide ka:

[Iceman]

Ulme tüüp.

[Horatio]

ja inimesed reaalselt vaatavad ka teda, mida näitab ligi 140,000 subscriberite arv.

Tegelt on neid inimesi ikka 10x vähem

Aga no ma ei tea, mis sest ikka vaadata, subscribema ei kiskunud videod.

[freestyle01]

ups. tuli jahm väike typo sisse

[CD7]

So a shark and his son are going to get some food...

They look for a vessel in distress, and when they finally find one, the father says to the son, "I'm going to teach you how to catch your first human. First, you raise your dorsal fin slightly out of the water. Second, you raise all of your fins out of the water, and start circling around them. Finally, you go in and eat them."

The father and son swim over to the vessel, and the son executes the meal with ease. The father is impressed with his son, and commends him on his excellent performance. But the son is troubled and asks, "Why do we raise our fins out of the water and circle around them? Wouldn't it just be easier to go in and eat them?"

The father replies, "They taste better without shit in them."

[CD7]

A guy at a restaurant calls his waiter over.

"Try my soup."

The waiter is confused.

"Is your soup too hot?"

"Try my soup."

"Is your soup too cold?"

"Try my soup."

"Is there a fly in your soup?"

"Just try my soup!"

The waiter, tired of the guessing game, gives in.

"Okay fine, I'll try your soup. Where's the spoon?"

"Aha!"

[CD7]

A guy at a restaurant calls his waiter over.

"Try my soup."

The waiter is confused.

"Is your soup too hot?"

"Try my soup."

"Is your soup too cold?"

"Try my soup."

"Is there a fly in your soup?"

"Just try my soup!"

The waiter, tired of the guessing game, gives in.

"Okay fine, I'll try your soup!"

The waiter tries the soup. It's warm instead of hot, and a bit too sour, but seems fine. Halfway through, he finds a roach in the bowl, and throws up.

"Oh god, there's a roach in your soup!"

"I know, it made me puke too."