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  • Miq
    Professionaal
    • Aug 2001
    • 510

    #1966
    Maailma ühe nilbeima klubi fänni kohta on sul üsna respektaabel huumorimeel
    Jube Tige Kala

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    • atleticomadrid
      Virtuaalne hullumeelsus
      • Feb 2009
      • 6195

      #1967
      "I like an aggressive team, I want to see a team that is strong, committed and quick on the break.
      These are things which Atletico fans have always liked, it helps them identify with and love this shirt."

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      • QRkood
        Asjahuviline
        • May 2008
        • 1036

        #1968
        News Flash: David Villa breaks his own leg after hearing he was linked with Liverpool.

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        • rauulo
          JK Suema/Cargobus
          • Jan 2010
          • 1677

          #1969
          A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
          Newton Heath 1878

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          • Daz Booob
            naughty by nature
            • Sep 2003
            • 11838

            #1970
            see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

            "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

            "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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            • CD7
              Kärbes
              • Feb 2008
              • 2102

              #1971
              Forget about the past - you can't change it. Forget about the future - you can't predict it. Forget about the present - I didn't buy you one.
              Merry Christmas

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              • atleticomadrid
                Virtuaalne hullumeelsus
                • Feb 2009
                • 6195

                #1972
                An irishman finds hes son doing Charlie( Cocaine). He says : If i see you doing that once more, i rub your fuckin` nose in it !!!
                "I like an aggressive team, I want to see a team that is strong, committed and quick on the break.
                These are things which Atletico fans have always liked, it helps them identify with and love this shirt."

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                • Teiresias
                  Adm¡nistraator
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 933

                  #1973
                  Algselt postitanud kasutaja atleticomadrid poolt
                  An irishman finds his son doing Charlie( Cocaine). He says : If I'll see you doing that once more, i rub your fuckin` nose in it !!!
                  Väärtustagem üheskoos grammatiliselt õiget eesti keelt. Pole tänu väärt, on ju siiski veel pühad!

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                  • marv3llous
                    Kahur
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 8672

                    #1974
                    Tõestus sellest, et koer on inimese parim söber: Pange auto pagasiruumi kinni oma koer ja oma naine, kahe tunni pärast avage pakiruum ja vaadake kumb teid nähes rohkem röömustab.
                    Victoria Concordia Crescit

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                    • marv3llous
                      Kahur
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 8672

                      #1975
                      Blondiin sõidab autoga. Ületab kiirust ja politseinik peab kinni.
                      „Palun näidake oma sõiduluba!"
                      Blondiin sobrab kotis. Lõpuks küsib:
                      „Aga mis see sõiduluba on?"
                      „Noh see on see, kus teie pilt peal on."
                      Blondiin otsib edasi, kuni leiab peegli. Vaatab peeglisse ja mõtleb:
                      „Olen ju mina."
                      Ulatab siis peegli politseinikule. Politseinik vaatab peeglisse:
                      „Miks te kohe ei öelnud, et te politseinik olete!"
                      Victoria Concordia Crescit

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                      • fitti
                        Deep Thought
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 7942

                        #1976
                        Eesti kirjanduse klassikud rahvaloendusest
                        We have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.

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                        • ballack
                          vihreä-valko raidallinen
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 2881

                          #1977
                          Täna on ikka müstiline päev uudiste lugemisel...Somaalia piraadid üritavad sõjalaeva kaaperdada, hävituslennukid jälitavad autovargaid...mis järgmiseks?

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                          • Daz Booob
                            naughty by nature
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 11838

                            #1978
                            Algselt postitanud kasutaja ballack poolt
                            Täna on ikka müstiline päev uudiste lugemisel...Somaalia piraadid üritavad sõjalaeva kaaperdada, hävituslennukid jälitavad autovargaid...mis järgmiseks?
                            Kassai valiti eelmise aasta maailma parimaks kohtunikuks.
                            see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

                            "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

                            "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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                            • Tofoa
                              cantankerous
                              • Aug 2026
                              • 18350

                              #1979
                              Algselt postitanud kasutaja Daz Booob poolt
                              Kassai valiti eelmise aasta maailma parimaks kohtunikuks.
                              The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

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                              • CD7
                                Kärbes
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 2102

                                #1980
                                vana hea

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