A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how
she feels in side, what she' s thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how
she feels in side, what she' s thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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