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    Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

    Algselt postitas erts
    oi-oi-oi

    Meanwhile, at the Old Trafford home for simmering malcontents, Cristiano Ronaldo and Ruud van Nistelrooy have started up their own fight club. Nearly. They would\'ve done if they hadn\'t been pulled apart after training yesterday; apparently van Nistelrooy flipped when Ronaldo, wearing an \"I Heart Vieira\" T-shirt, did his 447th consecutive stepover and then brought the house down with a couple of hilarious \"Why the long face, Ruud?\" rib-ticklers.

    Näed, McN, ka guardian mõistab siiski nalja teha.
    We have to disorganise their organisation so we have to be very creative.

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      Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

      Algselt postitas _manutd_


      Algselt postitas erts


      oi-oi-oi
      Ruud \"Next time, on the coach, I get to sit by the window\"

      Ronnie \"No that\'s my seat\"

      Ruud \"No fair, you always get the window seat\"

      Silvestre \"Errrrrrrr\"

      Ronnie \"It\'s not your turn\"

      Ruud \"What? You\'ve had like, 5 or 6 turns since I last sat there\"

      Ronnie *Wags finger* \"neher\"

      Ruud \"You so have. I\'m telling on you\"

      Ronnie \"No I\'m telling on you\"

      Bitch slap fight insues
      Huumorijumal ei ole sind õnnistanud.
      Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
      The Premiership.

      "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975

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        Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

        Loodame siis, et täna teeb Burton Manust hakkliha

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          Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

          Algselt postitas AndreK


          Loodame siis, et täna teeb Burton Manust hakkliha
          hull oled või? Kuva endal silme ette CR nutune nägu!
          see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled

          "joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"

          "Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."

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            Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

            Algselt postitas Daz Booob
            Algselt postitas AndreK
            Loodame siis, et täna teeb Burton Manust hakkliha
            hull oled või? Kuva endal silme ette CR nutune nägu!
            Ega seda eriti palju näha ei oleks, sest mängida ta täna ei saa.

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              Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

              Ronaldo On His Way Out
              Cristiano Ronaldo could be on his way out of Manchester United this summer in a £20million deal. Juventus and Valencia have already made contact with Ronaldo\'s advisers about a potential move, believing that the youngster\'s unique style and flair is more suited to the leagues of Italy and Spain. Ronaldo has endured a miserable time on and off the pitch this season and his United team-mates have grown frustrated with his self-indulgence on the ball during matches.
              David McDonnell, Daily Mirror
              FERGUSON\\\'S

              RED
              AND
              WHITE

              ARMY!

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                Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

                Algselt postitas Bec7


                Ronaldo On His Way Out
                Cristiano Ronaldo could be on his way out of Manchester United this summer in a £20million deal. Juventus and Valencia have already made contact with Ronaldo\'s advisers about a potential move, believing that the youngster\'s unique style and flair is more suited to the leagues of Italy and Spain. Ronaldo has endured a miserable time on and off the pitch this season and his United team-mates have grown frustrated with his self-indulgence on the ball during matches.
                David McDonnell, Daily Mirror
                Eks see oli päevade küsimus, mil mõni kollastest sellise jutuga välja tuleb. Ma arvan, et kui McDonnell soovib, võib ta ise Juvesse või Valenciasse minna.

                Mis muidugi ei tähenda, et Ronaldol praegu keerukad ajad poleks.
                Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
                The Premiership.

                "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975

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                  Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

                  Manchester United team-mates Ruud van Nistelrooy and Cristiano Ronaldo were involved in a training ground bust-up on Monday. (Daily Mirror, The Sun)


                  nojah, tulistatakse mitmest kohast sama jutuga,

                  kui mingid lahkhelid on, jääb õigus muidugi Nistekale, kes tahaks veel rohkem väravaid lüüa, aga Ronalts keeldub passi andmast

                  Algselt postitas Pingviins


                  Ruudil oleks õigust Ronaldoga möliseda?
                  see on lihtsalt reaalsus- kui tekib leppimatu konflikt, on teada, kes peab taganema,
                  kummast on klubi n6us esimesena loobuma (kuigi l2bi hooaja pole ka RvN n2idanud sugugi parimat vormi
                  GEORGE: No, no, no! Nothing happens /-/ RUSSELL: Well, why am I watching it?
                  GEORGE: Because it's on TV RUSSELL: Not yet..
                  (Seinfeld, The Pitch)

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                    Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

                    täna paneme farmerid ja poemyyjad kotti:=)
                    .

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                      Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

                      Algselt postitas vaikiv mees


                      Manchester United team-mates Ruud van Nistelrooy and Cristiano Ronaldo were involved in a training ground bust-up on Monday. (Daily Mirror, The Sun)


                      nojah, tulistatakse mitmest kohast sama jutuga,

                      kui mingid lahkhelid on, jääb õigus muidugi Nistekale, kes tahaks veel rohkem väravaid lüüa, aga Ronalts keeldub passi andmast
                      Mida vakki sa ajad? Ruudil oleks õigust Ronaldoga möliseda? Ta võiks enne ise ennast natuke liigutada.

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                        Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

                        J.M.K.E. Nagu oleks ühel staaril rohkem õigust kui teisel, kusjuures mõlemad saaksid mängida paremini. Lasteaed...
                        Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
                        The Premiership.

                        "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975

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                          Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

                          Manchester United - Burton Albion FC

                          Howard

                          Bardsley, Pique, Brown, Silvestre
                          Solskjaer, Fletcher, O\'Shea, Richardson
                          Rossi, Saha.

                          Subs: Steele, GNev, Ferdinand, Giggs, Van Nistelrooy.

                          FERGUSON\\\'S

                          RED
                          AND
                          WHITE

                          ARMY!

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                            Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

                            Algselt postitas Bec7


                            Manchester United - Burton Albion FC

                            Howard

                            Bardsley, Pique, Brown, Silvestre
                            Solskjaer, Fletcher, O\'Shea, Richardson
                            Rossi, Saha.

                            Subs: Steele, GNev, Ferdinand, Giggs, Van Nistelrooy.

                            Subs:Van Der Sar ka

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                              Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'


                              1-0 Saha
                              2-0 Rossi
                              3-0 Richardson
                              4-0 Giggs
                              5-0 Rossi

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                                Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'

                                Ma panin Burtoni peale hunnik pappi, lootsin imet. Aga nagu arvata oligi imet ei sündind.

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