ebaterve huumor

[vincent]

[Saarlane]

http://fotoalbum.ee/photos/Raudteehull/sets/944097/


massive hoiatus

Mida vittu, kust see vana välja on karanud?

[Scooter]

Mida vittu, kust see vana välja on karanud?

Loe siit...

[Malfoy]

Mis sinu hobid on? ma kogun marke. mina restaureerin mööblit. maalin. sport. lugemine. ehitan tikkudest maju. aga sina? mina situn püksi ja kruiisin mööda Eestit.
taaskord tundub maailm ikka nii veider koht, et nagu ei oskagi midagi öelda.
uskumatu.

[vincent]

no pointti on siinä, että ei tarvi olla hyvää, kun voi olla parempi!

[Noonik]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/A+Walk+In+The+Woods/

Jänes ja karu

[Saarlane]

Haha, Vince'i video on täiesti geniaalselt üles ehitatud. Saab hea tujuga magama minna.

[sicmic]

Midagi meeldivat neidudele, kes endale kaaslast otsivad.

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

[Kasepats-Pidur]

Kopli noor ajab vaikselt gängstarida.

[pluutu]

PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

[vincent]

need olid tegelt ikka ilusad ajad, kui mustad mehed eestis kossu kõrvalt lihtsa inimese kombel niisama tina panid, mitte tukiga ei vehkind. keegi võiks Kallele ka selle video saata.

see on muide veel riilim. söögisoodast tehakse kõuki ja üldse übergängstasitt.

[vincent]

head armee aastapäeva, issi!

[fitti]

head armee aastapäeva, issi!

Sellel saidil paistab üldse palju kulda olevat.

[Mõnuagent 007]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/217...nterview/#show ajakirjaniku raske elu.

[vincent]

I used to work in a casino and we had a chinese customer who used to come in to gamble. Her name was Kok Dong - have to admit we used to get the receptionist to call her name out over the casino tannoy quite a few times.