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Tallinna abilinnapea rõhutas, et täna vaadatakse kriitilised piirkonnad veel üle. Esimeste suuremate lume väljavedudega alustati tema sõnul nädalavahetusel, kui Tallinnast viidi välja 15 kuupmeetrit lund.
Vaadake YouTube'is huvitavaid videoid, nautige head muusikat, laadige üles originaalsisu ning jagage seda kõike oma sõprade, perekonna ja kogu maailmaga
Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
The Premiership.
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975
Ma ei teadnud täpselt millise teema alla seda täpselt postitada, aga see tundus paslik koht. Tegelikult ei tea ma, miks ma üldse seda postitama pidin. Liiga jabur lihtsalt.
The gorgeous woman from next door popped round today and said,"Hello handsome, are you free tonight?"
I said, "Er... wow... yes, yes I am."
She said, "Brilliant, can you watch my daughter while I go out?"
Ah well, when one door closes, another one opens.
I've just found out the little African boy I sponsor died in September.
I am totally devastated.
I could have cancelled the Direct Debit fucking months ago.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dave."
"Dave who?"
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
I always find a good wank is spoilt when I am watching a woman masturbate on Pornhub and then a man arrives with his cock out and joins in.
"Fuck off, Dad, and watch your own porn!" I said.
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