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Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?
The Premiership.
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975 -
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see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled
"joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"
"Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."Kommentaar
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see ei ole minu süü, et sa okaspuu oled
"joon palju ma tahan, aga ikka ta ei saa minust aru"
"Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple."Kommentaar
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Veel päevakajalist ebatervet huumorit:
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ränk.
tänud cannumanile ja eikale, kes mulle seda erakordset saadet tutvustasid.Algselt postitanud kasutaja Iceman pooltHofnari maitse totside suhtes on ikka ülekõige.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.Kommentaar
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pole siia ammu enam sickipediat ümber peistinud, aga see nali oli oma siiruses lihtsalt nii ilus ja lapsemeelne. isegi ebaterve ei olnud, lihtsalt ilus:
I walked into the porn shop this morning I said, "Three of your filthiest porn mags please, mate."
He said, "Have you got anything in mind?"
I said, "Yes, I'm going to have a wank."«Kuule, konn, kas vesi on soe?»
«Mina istun siin, muide, nagu konn, aga mitte nagu termomeeter!»Kommentaar
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Algselt postitanud kasutaja Iceman pooltHofnari maitse totside suhtes on ikka ülekõige.Kommentaar
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