ebaterve huumor

[Jasper]

Hoiatan. Mõelge, enne klikkimist..., et kas olete ikka kõige haigemaks videoks EVER valmis.

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=38292

alaealised ärge vaadake. ja kala on endiselt tervisele kasulik

Mäletan, et kui mina nägin midagi nii rõvedat, et peale ühte sekundit aktsiooni klikkisin kohe akna kinni, siis dannar ütles selle klipie peale "vohh. hoiatama peaks vist ka". Seega sellele lingile ei klikkinud ja rikutusastet hinnates ei soovita seda kellelgi teha. Kardan, et parim oleks see link siit foorumist eemaldada, aga ei julge kogemuse kaudu seda arvamust toetada.

[eston maravilha]

see oli haigelt mõnus. sees kohe kriipis nagu midagi. a see võis ka eilse õhtu tulemus olla

[Noonik]

vähemalt ei roojanud nad üksteisele suhu aga külmavärinad tulid ikkagi

[mazz]

No ma ei tea tõesti, kas on palju palutud, et inimesel võiks natuke mõistust ka peakolu sees olla? Angerjad... tagumikust välja... haa-haa, täiega naljakas.

Kamoon Dannar, ma arvasin sinust paremini ikka.


























Täiega äss!

[Tembu]

Nüüd vastake palun ausalt, et paljud teist jäid pärast angerjate vaatamist porntube.com´i edasi surfama?

[eston maravilha]

ei olnud aega, muidu oleks küll jäänud

[Malfoy]

See suhu roojamine on suhteliselt vana uudis ja tänases pervonduses eilne päev. Aga angerja värk oli küll vinge. Üle pika aja suudeti natukenegi üllatada.

[Raivo19]

ei tea,kas nad kalad ikka üle lugesid,või jäi mõni sinna sisse ka.majandab seal ja tekitab mingi jamagi,ega see pole armukuul,mis sisse võib jäädagi.

aga jah,veits uitasin seal porntube.com.-ei midagi erilist,suht tavaline pano oli ülejäänud.meelde jäi rühmaseks paarides 500 inimese osavõtul.

[Mõnuagent 007]

pornotuubist meeldis mulle väga see video http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=41242

kui mingi kuri admin arvab et see on porn, sis võib ju maha lasta

[Raivo19]

kuskil 4-5sek. oli klippi vaadatud,nägin ära ka,et asi kestab 12sek.,ning arvasin ära,millega asi lõpeb...ega naise suud muidu kinni ei saa ;=)

[orbitaaljaam]

eerm,
milline oli see ajalooline hetk kui ebatervest huumorist sai maaja foorum??!!

[Raivo19]

eerm,
milline oli see ajalooline hetk kui ebatervest huumorist sai maaja foorum??!!

maaja foorum on soft erootika meie ebaterve huumori kõrval

[Even]

No näiteks saab tänasest SL Õhtulehest teada, et Ninja-Piretil kestis pikim vahekord 4 aastat, Ninja-Lennal aga ainult 1.

http://www.sloleht.ee/2006/10/10/elu/207564/

[Martin]

HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS

FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww.....

PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!)

BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. (Oh my gosh!!!)

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head.
They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??).
While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side.
In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

[futbolidipaul]

jaapani multikatesse pandud wierd al yankovici - that's your horoscope for today http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwCFPtx7DDs