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[rallikas]

Anfield Cat @AnfieldCat
Isn’t this the second time an Italian has abandoned a sinking ship? #AnfieldCatForEngland

[Jasper]

Anfield Cat @AnfieldCat
Isn’t this the second time an Italian has abandoned a sinking ship? #AnfieldCatForEngland

Capello? 12 minutes & 14% - http://www.bootifulgame.com/portfoli...-of-don-fabio/

[ballack]

http://f1.pmo.ee/o/2012/02/15/960124t1hec40.jpg vihje: Narva Trans

[Markko]

http://f1.pmo.ee/o/2012/02/15/960124t1hec40.jpg vihje: Narva Trans

Sillamäe on Eesti Chelsea. Möhhhh?

[Marek_T]

Sillamäe on Eesti Chelsea. Möhhhh?

Hmm... Tiit Vähi ostab Chelsea ära, siis ostetakse METSIKU papi eest Narva Transist üle staarründaja Gruznov, kes hakkab kandma peapaela ja blondeerib end ära, misjärel feilib miseraablilt, ei löö kaheksas järjestikuses mängus ühtki väravat ja ML-s haaratakse viies tabelikoht?

[Shparkz]

"Vatican - more like old-men-touching-children-can"

[K Punkt]

Life is like a dick - simple, straight, relaxed and hanging free . . .
. . It's women who make it hard!!

[elx]

Sillamäe on Eesti Chelsea. Möhhhh?

No see pilt on muuski osas tore - Levadia "valitsev jõud" ehk pinget nad liigasse ei taha ja Flora "eesmärk on saavutada eesmärke".

[jooseps]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q8EQWpNZ-0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

lembitu kuuse.

[atleticomadrid]

Säärane drift et rebib nööbid kus kurat !

[dimaggio]

Säärane drift et rebib nööbid kus kurat !

odav hoor

[EgoTrip]

traksid polnud pealgi rsk. PR trikk

[CD7]

Putin helistab: “Halloo, ema?! Võid mind õnnitleda! Ma võitsin presidendivalimised!”
Ema rõõmustab: “Oi! Ausalt või?!”
Putin: “Ema, kuule, äkki sina ei torgiks!!!”

[BlueBlackWhite-]

Putin esineb ühes Venemaa koolis. Lõpetab enda kõne ja pärib lastelt, et kas ka küsimusi on. Tagantreast tõstab väikene Vovik käe ja küsib: "Hr. Putin, mul on kohe kolm küsimust. Esiteks - miks istub Hodorkovski vangis, teiseks - miks on Venemaal nii palju vaeseid ja kolmandaks - miks rikutakse Venemaal inimõigusi?".
Putin hakkab kogelema, kui järsku heliseb kell ja kõik lapsed jooksevad vahetunnile.
Vahetund läbi minnakse programmiga edasi. Putin küsib, et kas kellelgi on veel küsimusi. Püsti tõuseb Petja ja ütleb: "Hr. Putin mul on viis küsimust. Esimesed kolm on samad, mis Vovik küsis ja lisaks, et miks helises kell eelmisel tunnil 15 minutit varem ning kuhu kadus Vovik?"

[CD7]

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body,walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too. "The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body,walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too. "The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650. ""$650 to tell me my dog is dead? " exclaimed the man.... "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests. "