Vastus teemale \'Manchester United\'
Football365 have talked to the players on the scene (ie. made some silly stuff up) and they all have a different version of the toe-to-toe row between the red-faced one and his little Irish friend...
Tim Howard: \"I have never heard such filthy f***ing language. C***.\"
Wayne Rooney: \"Sorry, Coleen\'s sold the exclusive rights to my version of events to Hello.\"
Rio Ferdinand: \"Negotiations are ongoing about my contract and I hope to be able to make an announcement soon. I have never said that I want to leave Manchester United.\"
Alan Smith: \"It was just a bit of friendly banter.\"
Gary Neville: \"Sir and Roy were arguing because Sir let me put the cones out. I expect I shall be captain now.\"
Phil Neville: \"I saw whatever Gary saw.\"
Paul Scholes: \"I saw nothing. I\'m not allowed out in the sun because I start looking like a slice of Battenburg cake.\"
Ryan Giggs: \"The view wasn\'t good from the physio\'s room.\"
Ronaldo: \"O homem da cara vermelha foi louco.\"
Kleberson was unavailable for comment after fleeing the country and returning to Brazil. He left a note saying: \"I won ze World Cup, you know.\"
Ruud van Nistelrooy: \"Neigh.\"
Of course, what Keano actually said was a selection of the following...
1) \"You can stick the FA Cup up your bollix...Sir.\"
2) \"You want f***ing respect? I have one word for you - Djemba Djemba.\"
3) \"I didn\'t rate you as a f***ing player and I don\'t rate you as a f***ing manager - though to be fair I did before you signed Kleberson. Are you sure he won the f***ing World Cup, Sir? Mind you, I wasn\'t f***ing there because of some other c***.\"
4) \"You\'re not even Irish, you English c***. Oh actually, I\'ve got that wrong somewhere haven\'t I? F***, can I start again?\"
5) \"Take that, you c***.\"
Football365 have talked to the players on the scene (ie. made some silly stuff up) and they all have a different version of the toe-to-toe row between the red-faced one and his little Irish friend...
Tim Howard: \"I have never heard such filthy f***ing language. C***.\"
Wayne Rooney: \"Sorry, Coleen\'s sold the exclusive rights to my version of events to Hello.\"
Rio Ferdinand: \"Negotiations are ongoing about my contract and I hope to be able to make an announcement soon. I have never said that I want to leave Manchester United.\"
Alan Smith: \"It was just a bit of friendly banter.\"
Gary Neville: \"Sir and Roy were arguing because Sir let me put the cones out. I expect I shall be captain now.\"
Phil Neville: \"I saw whatever Gary saw.\"
Paul Scholes: \"I saw nothing. I\'m not allowed out in the sun because I start looking like a slice of Battenburg cake.\"
Ryan Giggs: \"The view wasn\'t good from the physio\'s room.\"
Ronaldo: \"O homem da cara vermelha foi louco.\"
Kleberson was unavailable for comment after fleeing the country and returning to Brazil. He left a note saying: \"I won ze World Cup, you know.\"
Ruud van Nistelrooy: \"Neigh.\"
Of course, what Keano actually said was a selection of the following...
1) \"You can stick the FA Cup up your bollix...Sir.\"
2) \"You want f***ing respect? I have one word for you - Djemba Djemba.\"
3) \"I didn\'t rate you as a f***ing player and I don\'t rate you as a f***ing manager - though to be fair I did before you signed Kleberson. Are you sure he won the f***ing World Cup, Sir? Mind you, I wasn\'t f***ing there because of some other c***.\"
4) \"You\'re not even Irish, you English c***. Oh actually, I\'ve got that wrong somewhere haven\'t I? F***, can I start again?\"
5) \"Take that, you c***.\"
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