Manchester City

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Õnneks on need Angola mässulised uskumatult kehvad laskjad - 20 minutit automaadi valanguid ja esimestel andmetel ainult surnud bussijuht ja paar vigastatud mängijat. Kõige suuremast latist oskasid ka mööda lasta Turniiri võiks nüüd ära jätta või midagi. Hea et niigi läks igastahes

[Blue Moon]

Player of the month- Carlos Tevez!

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Õnneks on need Angola mässulised uskumatult kehvad laskjad - 20 minutit automaadi valanguid ja esimestel andmetel ainult surnud bussijuht ja paar vigastatud mängijat. Kõige suuremast latist oskasid ka mööda lasta Turniiri võiks nüüd ära jätta või midagi. Hea et niigi läks igastahes

1. Kõikide mängijate unistus on suvel MM-ile sõita? Eks saab ACN käigus mõni mängija surma ka ja siis MM-koondistesse ka tung palju väiksem

2. Mina kahtlustan tulistamises A-rühma. Mäletan kuidas nad seriaali igas osas salvetäite kaupa padruneid kusagile metsa poole lasid, ilma et ükski inimene pihta oleks saanud.

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1. Kõikide mängijate unistus on suvel MM-ile sõita? Eks saab ACN käigus mõni mängija surma ka ja siis MM-koondistesse ka tung palju väiksem

2. Mina kahtlustan tulistamises A-rühma. Mäletan kuidas nad seriaali igas osas salvetäite kaupa padruneid kusagile metsa poole lasid, ilma et ükski inimene pihta oleks saanud.

''It was the bus carrying our baggage which was in front of us which they fired on the most,'' he told Canal Plus. ''They thought we were in the bus in front.

''Fortunately for us. That's what saved us. Then they fired on our driver and those who were in front. The windscreen was shattered by the first bullets. It's disgusting to take bullets for a football match.''

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Nicolas Anelka has the football world on tenter hooks with the imminent release of his audacious autobiography ‘It’s not me. It’s everyone else.’ Which critics are are already labelling ’shocking’ and ‘compelling.’

The book, which details Anelka’s rise from Parisian street urchin to World Cup winner certainly pulls no punches, firing broadsides at former team mates from Real Madrid, Arsenal, Manchester City, Paris St German, Liverpool and Galatasary.

“I wasn’t accepted anywhere I went.” Says Anelka with heart breaking honesty.

In it Anelka exposes the bullying tactics employed by multi national clubs world wide and holds a mirror to the ugly face of football. Some critics have even labelled it the sports equivilent to Nelson Mandela’s ‘Long Walk to Freedom.’

However none of the targets suffer the wrath of Anelka as much as former team mate Patrick Vieira, whom Anelka describes as a ‘world class git.’

In excerpts to be serialised in the Guardian Anelka reveals:

“My career at Arsenal was going from strength to strength until the day I crossed Vieira, who was better known in the Arsenal dressing room as ‘Le Long.’ I was playing against Fulham at Highbury and I remember receiving a ball from Bergkamp, then rounding the keeper with ease and, with the goal wide open, somehow managing to screw the ball wide at the last minute. It only happened because the sun was in my eyes. It wasn’t my fault! Anyway Vieira gave me a glare and I knew I was in trouble, afterwards in the showers he tore into me and I just snapped, I knew I shouldn’t have, but I called him a ‘lanky limbed boombaclart.’

At first he just stared at me with his hollow eyes. Then…..WHAM!

Just like that he slapped me across the face with his penis. Just once. But it knocked me back a few steps. It was like being struck by a wet kipper. No one could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14″ pork sword in front of your team mates? It was the worst moment of my life. No one said anything for what seemed like an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Cole asked “Is it my turn?” It was then I knew I had to leave. When Wenger found out what he’d done he merely high fived him and shouted “And that’s why he’s the captain. POW! Look at that thing!”

Anelka’s book reveals how he only regained his confidence eventually playing alongside Paul Dickov at Manchester City. “He could fit it in a polo.” Anelka reveals.

However not all are sympathatic to Anelka’s plight. Diagne N’dour, Vieira’s life long agent and business partner, described Anelka’s book as a ‘disgrace.’

N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:

“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”

Patrick Vieira is yet to comment on these accusations.

Nicolas Anelka’s book “It’s not me. It’s everyone else” is on sale August 29th from Penguin.

Lisaks veel Wengeri vastus: http://crabfootball.wordpress.com/20...autobiography/


Kes soome keelest aru saab siis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEEis...eature=related

[Joks]

Robinho peab pea maas käima hakkama, muidu läheb kehvasti :[

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Peenise-Patrick

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huge massive club....

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Lisaks veel Wengeri vastus: http://crabfootball.wordpress.com/20...autobiography/


Kes soome keelest aru saab siis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEEis...eature=related

Tere tulemast augustisse.

[Nohik]

Waving aside the idea, City's boss said: "How could I afford to lose Micah? We have only four fit defenders at the moment! Anyway, I rate him very highly, he has played for England and has great potential for the future. It is important that he stays."

Tore, aga Micah voiks natuke kaalust alla votta. Praegu näeb välja nagu mingi bodybuilderist pornostaar.

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Tore, aga Micah voiks natuke kaalust alla votta. Praegu näeb välja nagu mingi bodybuilderist pornostaar.

mismõttes?? Normaalne on ju, ja kaitse peabki jõuline olema.

[Nohik]

mismõttes?? Normaalne on ju, ja kaitse peabki jõuline olema.

Micah ei on kuidas oelda, liiga suur koll, et vahest kiirelt suunda muuta osada wingerite vastu. Asi selles, et ta pole ju keskkaitsja vaid äärel... Keskel jätab keskendumine ja positsioonivalik soovida. Samas ta on muidugi ainult 21 aastat vana alles.

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http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/667490/IVE-LEARNED-FROM-MY-MISTAKES-SAYS-MICAH-RICHARDS.html

Intekas Micah´ga.

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Micah ei on kuidas oelda, liiga suur koll, et vahest kiirelt suunda muuta osada wingerite vastu. Asi selles, et ta pole ju keskkaitsja vaid äärel... Keskel jätab keskendumine ja positsioonivalik soovida. Samas ta on muidugi ainult 21 aastat vana alles.

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