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[Daz Booob]

"Mina sain 9, sõbranna sai 1. Me võikski siin vaidlema jääda.
Mõlemat pidi on ju õige.
Kuigi kalkulaator annab vastuseks 1. Kuid ma jään siiski 9 juurde."

[jansa]

.. ja ikkagi --- 9 või 1 ??? !!!!

[cannuman]

42 on õige

[sicmic]

What's the difference between a Cunt and a Kebab?

One has meat hanging out of both sides, stinks and you only eat it when you're drunk.

The other is a Turkish delicacy.

üks turkish delicacy selle peale.

[ChelseaFC]

[Scooter]

- Surev vanaema ütleb oma lapselapsele: "Tahan jätta sulle oma farmi. Selles on villa, traktor ja veel muud tehnikat, farmi hooned loomadega ja 22 389 000 dollarit".
- Äsja rikastunud tütretütar ütleb: " Oo, vanaema, sa oled nii helde! Ma ei teadnudki, et sul farm on! Kus see asub?"
- Oma viimase hingetõmbega sosistab vanaema: "Facebook..."

[CD7]

Korteris käib läbiotsimine. Peale pikka tuhnimist leiab politsei puskariajamisaparaadi.
"Nii, selge!" ütleb politsei. "Süüdistame teid paragrahv see ja see järgi puskariajamises ja anname kohtu alla!"
"Aga ma pole ju puskarit ajanud!" lausub mees.
"Aga riist on ju olemas?"
"Siis süüdistage mind vägistamises ka!"
"Kas te olete kedagi vägistanud?"
"Ei ole, aga riist on ju olemas!"

[Brass]

Õhtuleht postitab sellise video kus väravavaht teeb 2 penaldi tõrjet küll, aga miks on videos lapsehääl ja peni haukumine. Täis tase ju?

[Andres.]

Õhtuleht postitab sellise video kus väravavaht teeb 2 penaldi tõrjet küll, aga miks on videos lapsehääl ja peni haukumine. Täis tase ju?

Liiga hea!

[Teiresias]

Liiga hea!

ära vaevu...

[Kasepats-Pidur]

Gaddafi once had it all and slowly watched his empire crumble,the trusted flee to opposition and now defence has collapsed...now the world is laughing at you.

Sorry, did I say Gaddafi?

I meant Wenger.

[Teiresias]

A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" The grandson replied, "No!"

"Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather.

A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" Again the grandson replied, "No!"

"Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather.

About an hour had passed and it began to get late, so the grandfather decided to pack it up and head for home. On their way home they stopped at a store, grandpa bought two lottery tickets and gave his grandson one. Grandpa scratched his off, but didn't win anything, The grandson scratched his off and won $10,000. Grandpa was all happy and surprised that his grandson had won and he asked, "Are you going to give some of that money to grandpa?" The boy looked at him and replied, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your ass?" Grandpa looked at him for a moment, then replied, "YES!"

"Good, then go fuck yourself!", said the grandson.

[vincent]

see on laitmatu Noh ma eeldada, et see saab olema siledad tervislikum kui keegi loob muutusi.rn***rnneed on tohutu m?ngud i igavesi r??m on jama v?ite j??da see ka

îùç÷éí

spambottide tsiteerimine on muidu paha, aga seekord läks vähemalt teemaga kümnesse. kiitus.

[hofnar]

Ma alguses kirjapildi järgi oletasin, et tegemist on Budulojusega.

[Scarhead]

Poiss laulab bussis : " Kui mu ema oleks koer ja Isa oleks koer, oleks ma kutsikas. " Bussijuht sellepeale : " Ole vait, muidu viskan su aknast välja ! " Poiss laulab uuesti : " Kui mu ema oleks kass ja isa oleks kass, oleks ma kassipoeg. " Bussijuht sellepeale : " Aga mis siis, kui ema on lits ja isa on pede? " Poiss laulab siis : " Kui mu ema on lits ja isa on pede, oleks ma bussijuht. "