Official: Antonio Cassano joins As Roma to help win the titles. (the titles mr tottina was talking about)
Journalist:"Like a wish come true. Youre finally back home, right?"
Antonio:"Actually no, i came just for the money they promised. I will leave for Chelsea or Lazio in June"
Journalist:"And how much did they say for a season"
Antonio:"Rosella or whatever sayed that im gonna get 6 millions per season plus bonuses for every goal. I was suprised and asked how can this be true because i know that roma are fucked financially"
Journalist:"And what did she/he say?"
Antonio:"She or he sayed that one guy from the team....i dont remember it, i think it was Peniz or something had won with lottery and will pay my wages"
Journalist:"And you believe her/him"
Journalist:"Yes, it really seems that roma has some fresh money invested because there was even toilet paper in the restroom. I dont wanna think about the old days when i had to clean my ass with used paper or with old socks."
Journalist:"Let me tell you something my friend. Did you know that the club was owned by morons and now its owned by the bank. They have like 500 millions in debt. So rethink...they must have stolen that toilet paper...they havent even fresh water for the players. Last time i saw Cassetti i was shocked...he sayed dont mind the shit smell....you know we dont have paper around here for years.
Antonio:"So he/she was lying then"
Journalist:"YES"
Journalist:"Ok im gonna call mr Moratti then."
Journalist:"Like a wish come true. Youre finally back home, right?"
Antonio:"Actually no, i came just for the money they promised. I will leave for Chelsea or Lazio in June"
Journalist:"And how much did they say for a season"
Antonio:"Rosella or whatever sayed that im gonna get 6 millions per season plus bonuses for every goal. I was suprised and asked how can this be true because i know that roma are fucked financially"
Journalist:"And what did she/he say?"
Antonio:"She or he sayed that one guy from the team....i dont remember it, i think it was Peniz or something had won with lottery and will pay my wages"
Journalist:"And you believe her/him"
Journalist:"Yes, it really seems that roma has some fresh money invested because there was even toilet paper in the restroom. I dont wanna think about the old days when i had to clean my ass with used paper or with old socks."
Journalist:"Let me tell you something my friend. Did you know that the club was owned by morons and now its owned by the bank. They have like 500 millions in debt. So rethink...they must have stolen that toilet paper...they havent even fresh water for the players. Last time i saw Cassetti i was shocked...he sayed dont mind the shit smell....you know we dont have paper around here for years.
Antonio:"So he/she was lying then"
Journalist:"YES"
Journalist:"Ok im gonna call mr Moratti then."
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