Vandenõuteooriad

[Mõnuagent 007]

Tänks, mees, siit tuleb veel geniaalsust.

[Montag]

ta on tõusnud! ja veel Eestis!

[Shparkz]

mother, should I build the wall?

Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?

Kõlab tuttavalt??
Kokkusattumus?!? VAEVALT!

[Aílton]

Viimane lõik on üle prahi! Muidu oleks uskuma jäänud...








Hui oleks!

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This is the REAL 9/11 Story you need to read...

On the morning of 9/11, 19 men armed with box-cutters led by a man on dialysis in a cave half way around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop, directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most guarded air space on the planet.
Overpowering the passengers and the combat trained pilots of 4 commercial aircraft before flying them wildly off course for over an hour without them being Chased or followed by a single fighter interceptor.
These 19 terrorists, devoted Muslims, who liked drinking and snorting cocaine managed to knock down 3 buildings with two planes in NY, and in Washington a pilot who wasn't able to handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8000 ft descent hitting the Pentagon in the very same office where DOD staff was working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion taxpayer dollars the defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced missing the day before.
Luckily the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, and the administration knew within hours. The evidence literally fell from the sky.
They didn't bother to look who funded the attack because that question was "of little practical significance" The DIA, FCS and the CIA destroyed all their records on the case, as part of "standard record keeping".
Osama kept running for 10 years, finally he was found unarmed and not resisting, the only man who could tell what really happened, and they shot him....Then they dropped his body into the ocean, "in accordance to Islamic traditions", first of it's kind in 1400 years, then a couple dozen of the seal team that were involved in the operation died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan a few months later.

This is the story of 9/11. If you have any questions about it, you are a batshit paranoid tinfoil, dog-abusing, baby hater. If you love your country and or freedom, rock and roll, puppy dogs and apple pie you will never, ever express doubts about this story, to anyone, ever.

-James Corrbet

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[futbolidipaul]

Ma ei mäleta millal ma viimati sula oleks eriti kasutanud. Vist olen ka lootusetu.

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Ilves kutsus demokraatia kaitseks sularahast loobuma.

[Shparkz]

Hando ei väsi!

[Aílton]

Nüüd ma tean, miks füüsikaõpetaja kunagi ütles, et ta lolle matemaatikuid ei salli.

[Shparkz]

Hando on vahepeal kõvasti arvutanud ja sadamas hänginud.

[Shparkz]

Count äkki.

[Gallacher]

Huvitav, kas see tüüp on Amos?

[Shparkz]